I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
心待ち24.61
真赤25.02
緩め24.04
文句をいう25.32
肉料理24.43
時分24.37
怒り狂う24.26
実用性24.64
取り決め24.37
嫌み24.77
気の毒24.08
編成23.88
一笑24.88
寿司24.43
新興住宅地26.89
二足歩行24.55
23.82
中央部24.32
肉体23.14
呼応24.29
貧困24.72
グラデーション25.01
酔いしれる24.85
腹部23.87
冷ます24.48
連弾25.43
お腹いっぱい24.49
すげー24.21
すり抜ける24.01
無職24.60
パチモン25.61
物価24.71
突きたてる25.97
もんか24.03
紅玉24.55
落ち着ける23.66
降って23.71
便宜24.60
信者23.92
非課税26.25
人通り24.24
麻紙26.51
それはそれで23.69
トンズラ25.35
一読25.09
洒落た24.88
北上24.43
ヒヤリング26.75
やり手24.62
メイス24.05
ぶん殴る24.19
疎む24.44
側面23.80
彩り24.63
げっ24.25
満腹24.48
身の危険24.58
否定23.07
連携23.36
アップテンポ25.68
毎晩24.37
元も子もない24.74
筒状24.91
原価24.95
大人用25.40
幸福23.74
未練24.06
暗躍24.28
さえも23.68
擦り23.90
吐き捨てる24.08
会費25.65
持ち回り25.11
美味23.74
湯たんぽ25.49
ぐずぐず24.70
23.77
薄っぺら25.08
何もかも23.55
物入れ25.34
身構え24.32
家屋24.17
情け24.34
心の底23.81
25.23
23.74
伊蘭24.40
これまでに24.00
査証26.59
搦み24.38
伸びをする24.75
白状24.44
差し伸べる24.08
気難しい24.56
本心23.75
ペア24.19
携わる24.24
一呼吸24.59
先ほどから24.01
磯の香り25.63

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