I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
電気24.05
そわそわ24.19
ランドセル24.82
押しつけ24.20
オートミール25.34
ものですから24.17
景気付け25.61
体調23.59
放棄23.78
みかじめ料25.61
直径23.98
ポリポリ24.75
凭れ掛かる24.98
奇数25.46
歯ぎしり24.69
苦笑い23.52
尊敬23.63
疲れる23.75
言い逃れ24.63
やり直し24.33
服従24.49
行列24.27
正眼24.87
拳骨24.50
がち23.87
用具24.95
にゃあん25.91
ぽてん26.48
下水道24.66
頼み込む24.33
支配下24.23
演出23.92
反則24.08
ちいっと26.27
鉄製24.38
提携25.04
詰まらなそう24.50
ぱりぱり25.63
24.22
散らばる23.93
怒らせる24.47
身に纏う24.45
よそ者24.80
23.23
切り口24.68
守りぬく25.98
疲労23.56
空席24.77
引き出し24.02
痛感24.32
出張24.05
鎖帷子24.87
怒涛24.45
薄っぺら25.08
蒼白24.31
暫くして23.75
踏み出し24.36
薬物24.58
抱き合う24.27
今に24.09
幻想的24.19
70024.38
2番目24.98
なぎ倒す24.55
睨み返す25.09
5百25.99
心もとない24.64
羨み25.47
待ち受け24.17
解析23.69
前夜24.84
洗い流す24.42
興味を持つ24.63
記載漏れ26.45
業火24.36
暑さ24.19
赤髪24.15
容量24.19
第三次25.40
勇壮24.91
伊蘭24.40
目蓋24.22
何事24.06
引っかける24.92
口に含む24.69
擦れる24.56
縋る23.77
食えない24.58
であれ23.83
基準23.71
上質24.33
比べ23.80
荒くれ者24.60
遅く23.46
ぷかぷか25.17
援護23.67
寝静まる24.67
子離れ25.56
五〇24.46
側面23.80

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