I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
なんちゃって24.73
ずれる24.29
鎖帷子24.87
持ち歩く24.25
被虐25.33
また明日24.25
指揮23.45
奇遇24.50
二足歩行24.55
隊士24.60
金遣い25.56
寿命23.81
発達24.08
ちょろまかす25.31
容子24.59
ジェラシー25.47
空色24.65
楽勝24.27
勢家23.43
平服25.18
手本引27.11
そんな馬鹿な24.31
治める23.81
一喝24.40
面倒見の良い25.25
これでもか24.25
大勝25.26
水流24.08
粗利26.31
再現23.60
権力者24.16
朝礼25.15
部位23.77
一閃23.92
嘘をつく24.38
援助24.08
広さ23.71
見当違い24.56
沸かす24.32
ギャンブル24.62
遠巻き24.12
浸ける24.96
軽口24.05
生理的24.55
ちいっと26.27
お手上げ24.54
香りがする24.59
圧巻24.65
中性24.53
同室24.55
酔いしれる24.85
いざ23.58
一息つく24.57
よく出来ました25.00
言い草24.56
言い分23.87
五〇24.46
歯切れの悪い24.88
いずれか24.55
押し開く24.88
大忙し24.63
処罰24.03
締め付ける24.87
傲り24.92
ぜえ24.91
私刑25.21
数度24.32
延びる24.57
洗面25.61
大挙24.82
夕ごはん25.94
家屋24.17
北門24.33
生成23.72
築く23.67
変る24.55
真赤25.02
丸める24.52
胃23.81
自治都市25.03
互助24.99
軍勢23.56
立ち返る25.18
抓む24.80
ぱっちり25.03
貫禄24.56
委託24.99
そうこう24.48
置物24.48
具名27.29
七色24.32
徒24.00
農協25.32
擦り付ける24.38
茶褐色25.21
敵意23.67
すらっと25.12
旋回24.04
白煙24.71
叡智24.22

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