I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
おとぎ話34.49
くるくる34.05
耳たぶ35.20
価格帯35.73
かつて33.09
切り捨てる34.03
桃尻36.34
褌一丁35.88
親子丼35.13
戯れ34.22
叫び出す35.60
静か33.43
内部33.28
早くから34.37
家庭用35.24
派33.22
一か所34.61
講義33.77
誘導尋問35.44
渦33.69
撤退33.50
衛生34.69
洗い場34.98
お部屋34.13
ゲスト34.67
肯定33.58
騙る34.51
打ち消す34.28
口火を切る35.29
システム33.51
業33.90
白亜34.56
年の頃34.66
刺さる33.65
お顔34.16
子息33.88
精一杯33.63
方面33.70
気さく34.30
脛34.22
ちち35.06
ちゃっかり34.39
軽口を叩く34.91
明り34.95
常人33.98
ディープ35.39
この中33.83
訝しい34.12
殆どない33.92
宝物34.15
してもいい33.90
身動き33.87
順を追って34.90
水たまり34.72
つま先34.48
異存34.56
応用33.85
設営34.53
陳列34.84
乾いた33.83
開け放つ34.18
太夫35.47
表面上34.17
4倍35.07
血管34.24
からすれば33.47
スタンディングオベーション35.80
伏せ33.66
引き入れる34.43
オス33.92
だっけ33.76
スツール35.54
くしゃみ34.62
エサ34.38
士気33.85
胡麻化す34.44
限定品35.62
口直し35.05
概算35.01
招く33.49
通常なら34.59
ジャンパースカート36.32
恋愛33.65
対立34.04
帯刀35.25
候補生34.17
小32.99
汚し34.40
スパッツ35.24
騎馬33.83
しゃー34.65
お預け34.51
擦る34.08
稼業34.52
往来34.30
駆け巡る34.53
引き払う34.85
戯言34.32
走破34.91
老人33.32

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