I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
魔導師33.57
守備隊34.40
下っ端34.31
両方とも34.46
黒字34.92
取りまとめ34.82
牽制33.69
33.44
カバー34.03
食える33.97
周知34.39
両側34.35
設営34.53
形式上35.02
鑑みる34.18
ほうほうの体35.56
騙る34.51
後ろ向き34.59
研鑚35.13
ご覧なさい34.77
叔母34.22
軍人33.59
照れる33.93
考慮33.63
根本34.14
埋まる33.77
威圧33.73
事項34.04
支給34.26
フワフワ34.62
出で立ち34.45
剥く33.80
望むところ34.41
浴びせかける34.79
所へ33.57
分の一34.40
フリー33.91
腫らす35.00
バックアップ34.46
平野34.41
34.48
分だけ34.01
一望34.62
脱げる34.73
クリーム34.23
異空間34.28
モノ33.39
諸侯33.82
こっ恥ずかしい35.59
初期33.92
あの子33.24
常時34.03
童話34.56
阻む33.76
観光施設36.25
釘を刺す34.72
上書き34.41
34.69
天にも昇る気持ち35.78
サクサク34.48
自爆攻撃35.49
概算35.01
からすれば33.47
表向き33.98
一度も33.58
脱がす34.53
真に34.02
縮む34.34
わくわく34.27
チャンス33.55
絞め殺す35.14
貨物35.07
夜明け34.16
若い衆35.04
33.79
焼ける33.91
沈む33.38
100%34.73
恋愛33.65
冷気34.02
背筋33.62
32.99
書き置き35.16
権力33.60
希望者34.34
突拍子もない34.60
寝かしつける34.85
済ます34.07
甘酸っぱい34.57
人差し指33.82
見越す34.14
リングアウト36.04
33.39
駆ける33.80
チャイナドレス35.32
スポット34.63
泣き叫ぶ34.27
膝枕34.39
真っ当34.06
しょぼい34.72

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