I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
景気付け25.61
よくも24.07
二ケツ25.60
スピード23.52
ぽろぽろ24.70
わらわら24.69
1対124.86
漏斗24.81
打ち砕く24.15
半狂乱24.91
証拠隠滅24.86
用具24.95
お仕着せ24.83
為される24.48
すり抜ける24.01
擦り23.90
胸倉24.60
ママ23.75
目で追う24.71
死人23.99
五十日24.07
母性24.67
抓む24.80
言いつけ24.31
時間切れ24.58
駆け足24.43
騒がしい23.67
卸価格26.42
面食らう24.33
白状24.44
赤髪24.15
建築23.95
22.92
藍晶石26.13
ネジ24.69
沈痛24.62
釈明24.86
一呼吸24.59
ブラフ24.86
胸当て24.41
訂正23.90
役割分担24.61
水流24.08
ペンダント24.16
氷漬け24.47
軒下25.31
暗々25.84
お墨付き24.46
抑揚のない24.90
野卑25.25
極力24.04
激論25.48
人員23.65
25.30
5倍24.62
下請け25.43
泣き言24.55
きびきび24.75
バックヤード25.20
配布24.51
青色24.02
丸呑み24.58
また明日24.25
一突き24.75
婚約破棄23.72
羊皮紙24.15
石製25.36
余地23.76
ピッタリ24.30
24.07
寇する24.49
そっぽ24.16
ぴっちり25.14
激励24.50
おっしゃる通り24.52
同じくらい23.72
漁業24.86
ずれる24.29
瑣末25.21
不埒24.62
ポンと24.23
潰れ24.06
コウモリ24.38
胃袋24.25
併せる25.00
継続的24.80
似合い24.20
瞬間移動24.14
差し伸べる24.08
衝撃波23.83
アナウンス24.21
よっこらしょ25.50
手早い23.97
儲け24.09
老若男女24.61
一粒種25.81
ベーシック25.79
無我夢中24.73
出張24.05
称賛24.07

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