I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
臥す34.91
載せる33.79
屁でもない35.49
見越す34.14
五つ34.03
繁華街34.73
常設35.06
荒らす34.10
騎馬33.83
元から33.87
歓び35.25
化現35.11
34.12
仮面33.42
でしかない33.42
観光施設36.25
なあに34.40
無能33.92
勝ち誇る34.23
存在理由35.14
切りそろえる34.84
洗い場34.98
突き出し33.99
歓待34.33
ジャンパースカート36.32
パラダイス35.03
物腰34.42
呑気34.07
特権34.19
省略34.31
猫科35.06
私物34.52
3年34.17
前脚34.53
運送35.17
教え込む35.15
素知らぬ顔34.74
突き33.40
しい34.55
荒野33.88
騙る34.51
拒否33.61
引き払う34.85
ケース33.90
ミンチ34.66
側近33.61
三世34.18
審査34.28
どうかした33.88
33.87
33.32
滑り込み35.30
その内に34.32
待ち構える33.84
異世界32.94
勾配35.08
漫画33.68
カプセル34.56
威厳33.92
言うところの34.24
高める33.89
大正解34.90
釘を刺す34.72
争い33.58
腐臭34.75
落った33.58
馴れ馴れしい34.55
32.97
小首34.02
何かあったの33.93
デザート34.00
魔導師33.57
焼ける33.91
リン33.44
出で立ち34.45
金糸34.66
33.53
用事33.50
自分から33.64
見込む34.32
五体34.43
闘い34.16
上等33.92
歪み33.95
大音響35.31
ましょう34.18
すげえ34.09
三郎34.49
五日33.24
ったら33.88
これより33.96
限定品35.62
片膝34.23
最後尾34.20
夜明け34.16
体格33.64
女装34.33
沿い34.04
賢明34.35
汚し34.40

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