I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
課題23.83
テーブル席24.85
引き出し24.02
手長エビ26.34
放棄23.78
見張り23.59
黙りこくる24.80
四角24.79
狂乱24.48
分かりやすい23.71
押し付ける23.86
おっと23.55
我が家23.70
通じて24.12
面子23.78
満たない24.09
どころ23.88
全軍24.05
粗利26.31
知られる24.00
行ってらっしゃい24.27
懐具合25.29
よくも24.07
生きがい25.00
権化24.70
嫌がる23.66
7人24.60
自己主張24.51
グール24.52
押しのける24.30
優れて23.90
想像上25.24
熱唱25.71
身の危険24.58
仕返し24.33
施し23.91
ロングスカート25.01
逮捕24.26
併せる25.00
出演24.74
基準23.71
打たせ湯25.97
望み23.62
大好評24.58
身の程24.65
下界24.37
見れる23.74
した方がいい24.03
ヒト23.90
最後の砦25.04
満開24.83
濁る24.15
犬猿の仲25.04
ぽろぽろ24.70
では無さそう24.01
ベア23.55
中たる24.21
愚鈍24.75
手洗い25.01
案内人24.32
ざわめく24.24
サンド24.25
突き出す23.65
よっこらしょ25.50
24.04
お墨付き24.46
故あって25.34
勘付く25.68
次男坊24.98
遊び人24.86
粗方24.28
食い込む24.17
突き上げる24.28
丸める24.52
ポリポリ24.75
優越感24.57
お下げ24.87
1番24.28
業火24.36
トップス25.67
活画25.71
ぐらい22.70
いで24.57
悪寒24.19
定位置24.56
コウモリ24.38
何じゃそりゃ25.29
温か24.06
市中24.99
認定23.99
睨む23.25
伸びをする24.75
ご迷惑24.16
調子が良い25.28
軒下25.31
さえすれば24.16
がっぽがっぽ25.66
彼女自身24.08
仮にも24.03
何人も23.85

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