I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
紅玉24.55
お仕着せ24.83
前進23.85
ゴールド24.23
リングサイド26.51
レフリー26.02
本職24.30
援助24.08
大漁24.89
刈り込む25.14
下請け25.43
同室24.55
思い立つ24.50
所持23.81
ぽきり25.59
ペア24.19
増やし23.81
合紙25.52
ボブ24.25
掟破り25.65
叱咤24.34
隣席25.56
うざい25.12
一笑24.88
跳ね上がる24.06
相互24.52
うまいこと24.68
共々24.10
しおらしい24.74
コツ24.11
仕返し24.33
帰途25.15
南天26.07
空色24.65
いい子24.11
23.81
初心者23.76
目録24.58
無傷23.76
軟化24.90
代表取締役社長26.26
ギガ25.10
ステップを踏む25.20
都合23.56
考えなおす25.91
売却価格26.22
老若男女24.61
探検24.45
あな24.32
っこ25.04
さらさら24.18
子守24.57
皮革25.16
気の毒24.08
スイス人26.66
5倍24.62
彼女自身24.08
カウンター席24.88
こんなん24.29
事故23.64
西方23.91
踏み出し24.36
頭に血が上る25.51
適性23.79
貢ぐ24.83
地団駄を踏む25.36
発色25.43
デモンストレーション24.91
使いこなす24.01
迅速24.07
実刑判決26.39
手下24.13
ヒートアップ24.65
敗北感24.82
えぐい24.77
三体24.05
アップテンポ25.68
裏手24.25
非番24.83
ブイヨン25.61
乱流25.73
ヒト23.90
24.04
23.41
時分24.37
薬物24.58
能天気24.58
出席23.87
刳り24.10
淫乱25.21
憤り24.32
殴打24.56
ついて来る24.06
商店街24.34
1対124.86
番頭24.75
ポンと24.23
穴埋め24.94
ドン引き24.20
譚詩曲26.64

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