I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
正眼24.87
彼女自身24.08
お知らせ24.09
幅広い24.50
元い24.01
ドキリ24.85
戒厳令25.38
仕返し24.33
今に24.09
察し23.45
開業25.06
二言目25.56
魚市場26.09
自重23.97
先陣24.38
暮す25.25
笑いあう25.00
下り23.63
1000024.91
トンズラ25.35
大漁24.89
瞬間移動24.14
恋人23.51
練り24.29
オツム25.56
あな24.32
至らない24.36
空色24.65
ビジネスライク25.53
含み笑い24.71
記載漏れ26.45
ついて来る24.06
最高額25.95
手土産24.41
下りる23.84
長ける23.91
握手23.88
勢家23.43
まくし立てる24.54
何とも23.28
送り迎え25.16
刀身23.73
70024.38
緑色23.71
何年23.79
正統派24.81
煽情的25.69
口を開く23.33
日帰り24.75
荒れ野24.07
勘付く25.68
三叉槍25.23
身の振り方24.96
心の傷24.66
目前23.96
バレバレ24.53
毬24.28
緩め24.04
また明日24.25
木枠25.05
G23.91
神々しい24.15
そわそわ24.19
利用方法25.24
本能23.70
瑣末25.21
北上24.43
被虐25.33
物干し台26.15
何事24.06
口に運ぶ24.35
大好評24.58
ず24.04
噛みつく24.09
じゃねー23.75
今こそ24.27
楯24.65
心配事24.71
ガウン24.58
食べ始める24.62
まっ赤25.25
哺23.45
叱咤24.34
セコンド25.54
寛ぎ24.55
絶つ24.16
くっつける24.20
全土24.19
目に遭う24.66
トンボ24.84
覆面24.43
分け合う24.79
二季23.99
意思確認25.50
シングル25.06
トイチ26.32
お値打ち26.14
スピード23.52
お上24.89
にゃあん25.91

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