I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
と思ったら33.50
陳列34.84
吸う33.47
到底33.64
熱気34.01
気兼ね34.48
候補生34.17
右半身34.89
牛頭馬頭36.51
一曲34.61
お願いだから34.33
終始34.16
メリット33.79
取り組む34.14
ガチ34.54
専門店34.75
情報操作34.87
カバー34.03
拾い34.12
脱げる34.73
解体33.41
砕け散る34.47
心ゆくまで35.15
乱入者34.81
盆暗35.08
とと34.19
ことから33.46
亡き33.83
いやはや34.11
タレコミ35.98
駆け巡る34.53
増設34.69
お顔34.16
よく見ると34.07
振る舞う33.82
一休み34.67
外出し34.95
会釈34.14
1433.70
連れ帰る34.40
これでも33.60
太夫35.47
流行33.97
洗い場34.98
横丁35.47
考えこむ34.97
盛る33.96
監視33.31
山羊34.34
種切れ36.46
せしめる34.64
番目34.07
甲羅34.16
ブースト34.31
フリー33.91
ブルーベリー35.16
お喋り33.88
御用34.33
当座34.92
雹34.82
こればかり34.15
兼ねない33.40
お詫び34.04
痩せぎす35.06
塗りつぶす34.61
後を追う34.30
危害を加える34.51
縫い34.08
ご覧なさい34.77
射33.79
征伐34.39
ああ言う33.88
絶大34.02
もう一回34.10
憤る34.40
ヒステリック34.91
付け加え34.39
履物35.28
薔薇33.65
刺激的34.66
声掛け34.86
穏やか33.23
ダメもと35.48
大正解34.90
9034.29
蟻地獄35.46
煮込む34.08
酔い34.12
荒野33.88
場合によって33.78
コミック34.80
お小遣い34.42
胡麻化す34.44
叶える33.71
相好34.73
ガタガタ34.31
分かり33.36
研鑚35.13
折れる33.58
あらー34.85

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