I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
メロメロ34.87
思い当たる33.99
引っ越す34.68
四半34.96
狂う33.61
義務付け34.92
食器33.99
撤回34.38
段取り34.33
若干33.24
その他に34.20
くしゃみ34.62
賃金34.65
火傷33.71
反転33.97
小うるさい35.35
大立ち回り34.93
もう一回34.10
接待34.55
気楽33.87
安々34.70
賓客34.60
居間34.07
執事33.47
オス33.92
昼寝34.08
し始める34.01
付け加え34.39
33.25
真っ昼間35.25
取り組む34.14
熱気34.01
愛し33.36
温もり34.01
寝かしつける34.85
こうやって33.68
一件33.59
ヒット34.23
そうする33.75
教育33.34
形式上35.02
通常なら34.59
一枚貝36.99
最後尾34.20
広まる33.83
ヒステリック34.91
立ちすくむ34.73
本隊33.97
にあって33.76
緑茶34.64
得意気34.67
大正解34.90
カタカタ34.62
城外34.92
軽口を叩く34.91
取っておく34.82
対抗33.55
移動中34.29
赤っ恥35.54
死亡33.75
健康33.94
見慣れる33.67
言うところの34.24
テント33.58
気はない33.75
内臓33.84
カプセル34.56
恋愛33.65
馳せる34.09
黙り34.28
負け組35.46
居留守35.10
塗りつぶす34.61
絞め殺す35.14
駆け込む34.16
スポット34.63
33.62
小首34.02
背筋33.62
商店34.05
親子丼35.13
スタンディングオベーション35.80
たげる33.92
大層34.05
実物34.28
通り越す34.07
青い33.17
肯定33.58
誰でも33.66
締め付け34.30
頂戴33.89
大音響35.31
34.49
34.12
保証金35.30
猫科35.06
良さ33.84
驚愕33.40
早急34.06
水入らずで35.28

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