I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
引き出し24.02
肉料理24.43
活画25.71
対照的23.99
凄腕24.28
23.70
権利金26.61
手本引27.11
愛娘24.39
取り込む23.65
活気24.09
ベア23.55
画期的24.69
ゴールド24.23
衝撃波23.83
知られる24.00
連れていく24.26
ノーブラ25.83
犬猿の仲25.04
継続的24.80
ヒト23.90
当然ながら23.77
掬い24.63
ポップ24.67
お気に24.04
薬物24.58
滅多に23.78
毎晩24.37
奇遇24.50
宥める23.82
数年後24.58
セレモニー25.21
回帰24.56
24.74
農協25.32
したほうが良い24.30
採水26.39
あの様23.95
想像上25.24
お祭り24.03
暗躍24.28
土色25.02
二言目25.56
気力23.86
カメレオン25.24
納入25.00
24.29
エロい24.47
やり直す24.36
お待たせしました23.96
ひそひそ24.50
邪魔者24.38
アナウンス24.21
居住空間25.33
自治都市25.03
半べそ25.32
谷間24.53
22.92
開業25.06
皮革25.16
権限23.80
満足気24.39
綱具24.63
夕食時24.82
ギャンブル24.62
ぶよぶよ25.26
銀糸24.69
方言24.92
侵食24.05
煽情的25.69
同室24.55
顔面蒼白24.69
軽口24.05
残高25.24
そういや23.76
八重歯25.12
言い逃れ24.63
2通25.80
相応しい23.28
生きがい25.00
23.74
威勢よく25.04
高位23.64
振り払う23.79
嫌み24.77
冷静になる24.82
支配下24.23
成分24.06
女ども25.00
愛飲25.78
笑いあう25.00
パンク24.82
現世24.11
饅頭24.31
狂わせる24.47
神罰24.68
割り当て24.44
過剰23.90
ウサギ23.75
お盆24.33

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