I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
カツオ25.07
畔23.52
情熱24.34
為される24.48
邸宅24.24
冷え24.00
1番24.28
恵まれる23.79
はしゃぐ23.80
奥の手24.28
指し示す23.98
太鼓24.46
前半24.03
すすり泣き25.04
一閃23.92
担当者24.40
金遣い25.56
極限24.15
直筆25.02
革袋24.40
挙句の果て24.79
奇遇24.50
伊蘭24.40
惨状24.12
ビキニアーマー25.10
踏み出し24.36
聞き入る24.46
濁る24.15
ナンパ師25.23
旋回24.04
寛ぎ24.55
連絡を取る24.61
1等25.91
大挙24.82
ヒヤリング26.75
事故23.64
向き合う23.73
部位23.77
悪寒24.19
未遂24.31
糧24.13
オレンジ色24.35
手に入れる23.71
もしかし25.92
言い含める24.51
制す23.93
何もかも23.55
うまくいく24.52
王位24.05
受け答え24.39
詰まらなそう24.50
騒ぎ出す24.50
秘密警察25.68
焚きつける25.28
ママ23.75
タメ口24.97
也23.54
崩れる23.63
全般24.44
自己主張24.51
分譲26.14
砦23.20
虱潰しに25.00
玄室25.47
孟浪25.56
数少ない24.00
礼儀正しい24.64
毒針24.56
古史24.64
見計らう23.96
余地23.76
冷水24.67
仕業23.99
料金24.22
浸ける24.96
大漁24.89
乞うご期待25.48
入城24.93
引き締まる24.50
丸く23.55
突き飛ばす24.19
席に着く24.48
神官23.11
産業24.21
バカタレ25.69
遊び人24.86
色違い24.58
事業化26.59
キモイ24.87
どうしたら24.28
揉める24.27
氷漬け24.47
押し寄せる23.80
番頭24.75
若さ24.16
うわ言24.90
未成熟25.14
員23.73
特設会場25.80
地図23.31

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