I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
代わる代わる25.00
お近づき24.90
遣られる24.08
未練24.06
三日23.50
ぶらんぶらん26.42
お目出度い24.77
パレード24.22
だに23.94
術法25.76
押し付ける23.86
ちいっと26.27
向き合う23.73
折り24.28
畳みかける24.66
芽生え24.61
小窓24.81
為になる24.41
交代で24.17
迫りくる24.44
まくし立てる24.54
不憫24.32
要する24.30
聞き返す23.94
瞬間移動24.14
忌憚25.25
乗り手24.58
警護23.87
失せる24.31
好意23.72
研究熱心25.48
連れ戻す24.42
遅れる23.60
ビキニアーマー25.10
礼服24.53
中指24.51
重装備24.61
微動24.18
アツアツ25.36
よっこらしょ25.50
お言葉23.77
カラフル24.56
当番24.40
ぼた餅25.79
解析23.69
再度確認25.02
裏手24.25
育てる23.68
泡立つ24.93
詰め寄る23.85
パチモン25.61
得体24.51
第123.98
遅く23.46
げっ24.25
23.74
十五23.70
武骨24.84
晒し者25.25
責任を持って24.59
放棄23.78
純粋無垢25.13
粗方24.28
増やし23.81
23.62
追っかけ24.78
対照的23.99
手に入れる23.71
であれ23.83
お気に24.04
漆喰24.94
逃げ場24.17
変わり23.44
気をつける24.31
見つめなおす25.84
四苦八苦24.69
継ぎ歯25.13
背屈24.10
ろくでもない24.60
23.87
間違える23.64
煽情的25.69
お祭り24.03
23.85
からに23.79
五百23.83
洒落にならない24.58
色とりどり24.23
うまくいく24.52
号砲25.65
子離れ25.56
うめき声24.22
一肌脱ぐ25.12
運用23.72
職場24.10
無力23.70
待たせる24.53
先ほどから24.01
締め付ける24.87
振り下ろす23.93

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