I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真剣勝負34.85
日光34.36
織る34.64
汁33.50
親友33.58
後脚35.32
柄33.45
背筋33.62
陶芸品36.59
あああ33.69
お部屋34.13
異空間34.28
大歓迎34.15
兼ねない33.40
他者33.68
目を細める34.10
万全33.85
神の意志35.30
モノ33.39
照れる33.93
スパッツ35.24
四半34.96
レディ34.11
常設35.06
管34.08
頂戴33.89
守備隊34.40
チャンス33.55
初期33.92
アルマジロ35.34
たげる33.92
老人33.32
着々34.39
気持34.29
威武35.71
憤慨34.24
外れる33.64
箱入り娘35.11
乱入34.28
一段落34.07
サンダー35.07
だらしがない35.61
アルバイト34.46
杯33.78
貴殿33.96
躊躇33.62
機能美35.39
のそのそ34.91
痩せぎす35.06
土筆34.40
三世34.18
Tシャツ34.61
強固33.94
どうかした33.88
独立33.90
済ます34.07
噴出34.14
絶命34.07
牽制33.69
軒34.27
粗朶34.66
かつて33.09
咄嗟に33.40
自動的34.19
湿気34.61
所持金34.48
サンドイッチ33.92
走破34.91
呑気34.07
口をはさむ35.01
VS34.78
マリ33.49
漬け込む34.82
一翼35.20
ぽつりぽつり34.89
合成33.90
弱者34.17
怯える33.71
全体に33.95
洗い34.13
敏捷33.14
持ち帰り34.71
小32.99
売り出す34.64
内部33.28
進言34.10
担ぐ34.10
半身34.08
手当34.28
おでぶさん36.89
スツール35.54
祖母33.95
業33.90
明らかになる34.82
裾33.75
蹴り33.23
命により34.99
とすれば33.39
馳せる34.09
金糸34.66

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