I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一望34.62
ネルシャツ36.75
増設34.69
阿呆34.13
演じる33.88
いやはや34.11
プラス33.90
33.79
飲み干す33.86
穏やか33.23
旨味34.30
でさえ33.45
妖精33.03
踵を返す34.55
却下33.91
大まか34.07
出来るようになる34.11
33.91
漫画33.68
取り除く34.04
平野34.41
模倣34.31
フェチ35.08
忝い34.93
荒野33.88
接待34.55
口をはさむ35.01
ご馳走さま34.62
一枚貝36.99
鑑みる34.18
小遣い稼ぎ34.94
中途半端33.90
遠く33.08
都度35.00
近づき33.85
滑り込む34.34
具に34.22
請け負う34.18
黙り34.28
エスコート34.08
居間34.07
埋まる33.77
機能美35.39
心強い33.94
帯刀35.25
公平34.30
制圧33.73
寒い33.54
きゅう34.00
33.53
観光施設36.25
腫らす35.00
に過ぎない33.53
帰路34.40
今や33.63
希望者34.34
諸侯33.82
33.32
城壁33.43
所へ33.57
稼働34.17
里帰り34.56
外れる33.64
下っ端34.31
足首34.15
据え付ける35.73
単位33.69
どころか33.21
定宿35.35
数名33.87
嘘のよう34.20
心音34.80
仕切り34.46
済ます34.07
急所34.01
材料費34.84
存在理由35.14
サンドイッチ33.92
もうちょっと33.64
材質34.29
派閥33.69
鍵穴34.68
しゃがみ込む34.73
律儀34.18
勾配35.08
試着室35.16
到底33.64
気遣い33.79
乱入34.28
修繕34.43
どうにもならない34.24
当事者34.02
腐臭34.75
臥す34.91
番目34.07
犯罪33.81
陶芸品36.59
何としてでも34.41
良さ33.84
特化33.71

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