I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
軟化24.90
偽り24.00
背もたれ24.31
自前24.19
一突き24.75
裏口24.28
穴が空くほど25.86
容子24.59
没収24.39
谷間24.53
奇数25.46
70024.38
侵食24.05
毎晩24.37
惜しげもなく24.72
幸い23.30
拘り24.14
所以24.14
コンセプト24.61
ナッツ24.73
付加24.24
物価24.71
バイト23.93
肩書24.42
八重歯25.12
摘む24.02
心もとない24.64
自己主張24.51
一般市民24.42
絹24.29
実刑判決26.39
もの作り25.58
慈しむ24.50
太古24.55
引き分け24.51
入城24.93
微動24.18
太鼓24.46
躍動24.86
出て行く23.89
お目24.07
がち23.87
誤算24.39
自覚23.31
二日間24.63
女史24.44
差し物24.48
大漁24.89
ぶちまける24.24
養女24.34
信者23.92
狐23.42
ハロワ25.78
体温23.99
課題23.83
石鹸24.12
身の程24.65
いたずらっ子25.24
恐るべき24.03
年増24.86
塵23.82
手に入れる23.71
マダム24.63
攻城24.30
檻23.84
果実23.73
約束通り24.40
流線型25.19
サブ24.14
一人一人24.21
思想24.04
通24.24
メイス24.05
神官23.11
いで24.57
沈み込む24.97
送還24.32
もごもご24.55
パレード24.22
尋問23.98
包み隠す24.71
バックヤード25.20
酔狂24.67
頭に血が上る25.51
高位23.64
一身24.48
納入25.00
なぎ倒す24.55
よたよた24.90
終日25.34
どこぞ24.10
がっぽがっぽ25.66
横道24.77
抑揚のない24.90
買い戻す25.08
初心者23.76
お願いできますか24.69
伝授24.51
既設26.99
妊娠24.06

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