I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
冷え24.00
炸裂23.88
有効範囲24.95
工事現場25.12
投じる24.12
ごっこ24.41
23.66
援助24.08
入城24.93
土色25.02
バイト23.93
比べ23.80
的屋24.38
やり手24.62
担い23.71
アナウンス24.21
行き来23.89
へし折る24.16
概念23.76
バンド24.40
製造場26.37
前半24.03
競い合う24.51
24.09
所持23.81
なぎ倒す24.55
生成23.72
久方ぶり24.44
見せパン26.39
更なる23.63
1等25.91
償う24.34
虚仮威し25.45
未遂24.31
生やす23.99
含み笑い24.71
侵食24.05
何処も24.16
やむを得ない24.68
巻き起こる24.58
騒ぎ出す24.50
チャレンジ24.54
もうすぐ23.57
非合法24.72
大幅23.84
呼び方24.05
23.41
失態24.00
毒針24.56
したほうが良い24.30
警鐘24.60
五〇24.46
鵝毛23.85
筋骨隆々24.45
外界24.31
壮健25.01
石造り23.98
皮革25.16
義妹24.43
便宜24.60
くすぐったい24.18
案内人24.32
給水25.39
勃つ24.12
下界24.37
存続24.28
個人23.36
送還24.32
来訪者24.40
売りさばく24.86
妊娠24.06
連携23.36
勘定24.71
権利金26.61
疑いの目24.94
小さめ24.41
ナンパ師25.23
羊皮紙24.15
もんか24.03
潰れ24.06
連れ戻す24.42
締めて24.34
身動きが取れない24.79
数年前24.25
口に運ぶ24.35
そんな馬鹿な24.31
続出24.60
ぐったり24.04
手下24.13
広め24.19
お三方25.00
優越感24.57
締め24.12
成す23.63
脅し23.90
2番目24.98
露わ24.40
ピンと来る25.24
ナプキン24.98
対等23.97

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