I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
固め23.71
体当たり23.70
礼服24.53
バラ23.96
へし折る24.16
癖に23.34
小首をかしげる25.07
武力24.02
悶々24.65
見る間に24.72
尊敬23.63
旋回24.04
利き手25.00
エプロン24.08
早足24.34
鎖帷子24.87
何とでも24.38
微乳25.86
薙ぐ24.23
歯切れの悪い24.88
下手をすれば24.07
どうにか23.21
石突き24.65
陣取り24.75
脹らみ25.04
手土産24.41
記載漏れ26.45
お疲れさま24.25
連絡を取る24.61
非合法24.72
取り巻く24.25
巻き起こる24.58
仕切る24.15
混浴24.79
裏庭24.33
プリティ25.83
至急24.40
卸価格26.42
ぶん殴る24.19
今ひとつ24.52
そうでない24.13
目撃23.81
前面24.15
お高い24.90
ナッツ24.73
如き23.42
そばかす24.66
スラスラ24.90
自覚23.31
コピー紙24.88
端正24.47
意味深24.36
突進23.63
救世24.30
奥さま24.97
パン屋24.41
街着26.49
巻き23.71
背もたれ24.31
切れ端24.76
三度24.06
為される24.48
遣らせる24.46
ダンピング26.32
睨み返す25.09
ご迷惑24.16
旧知24.80
口ずさむ24.66
いざ23.58
さらさら24.18
では無さそう24.01
軽口24.05
粗熱25.61
勘付く25.68
悪寒24.19
ティータイム24.84
一心不乱24.47
1対124.86
そりゃあ23.62
23.45
乱暴23.73
積み重ねる24.64
覗き込む23.90
不健康24.86
前進23.85
翠玉24.98
高め23.79
擦り23.90
お下げ24.87
ねえねえ24.42
蔑ろ24.33
手下24.13
際限24.96
掟破り25.65
無差別24.48
であれ23.83
抓む24.80
碌に23.81
そそる24.54
レゲエ26.69

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