I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
待ち構える33.84
仮面舞踏会35.17
一万33.93
無抵抗34.59
路銀34.76
小遣い稼ぎ34.94
分け与える34.46
五体34.43
悠々34.28
表向き33.98
お部屋34.13
燃え盛る34.16
巡る33.83
こく34.87
掘削34.13
冷や汗33.78
真剣勝負34.85
すげえ34.09
最年少34.53
走破34.91
城壁33.43
むしり取る35.09
手際34.20
誘導尋問35.44
出ていく33.96
矢32.93
親友33.58
危害を加える34.51
どうにもならない34.24
寝かしつける34.85
真の33.65
理屈33.71
を以て33.98
若い衆35.04
耳たぶ35.20
旗33.80
書き置き35.16
野宿34.19
引退33.95
議論33.98
挿頭34.35
乗客34.56
洟33.66
戴けない34.53
貴殿33.96
有名人34.22
失格34.23
声掛け34.86
生活費34.48
経済34.04
咲かせる34.31
徴税34.65
若干33.24
真摯34.13
強気34.16
牛頭馬頭36.51
痩せぎす35.06
大小34.12
化する33.89
犯人33.57
誉れ34.59
だっけ33.76
応戦34.27
口直し35.05
余る33.72
山羊34.34
B33.69
何としてでも34.41
名簿34.44
日差し34.04
極上34.38
鞘33.44
恐らく32.72
監視33.31
まんまと34.39
町外れ35.10
だま35.27
上書き34.41
細かいこと34.34
引け34.22
終結34.37
自嘲34.04
良さ33.84
と思ったら33.50
釈放34.98
成っていない33.89
勾配35.08
効率33.59
塗装33.70
反転33.97
引き締まった34.39
踏まえる33.97
怯む33.84
サムズアップ34.64
材料費34.84
その旨34.66
仮装34.73
保証金35.30
お世話になっております35.02
のの33.99

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