I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ふたを開ける35.93
34.13
今更33.31
着々34.39
大まか34.07
死亡33.75
搬入34.67
妨害33.80
お預け34.51
保証金35.30
応戦34.27
下っ端34.31
手当34.28
ボックス席35.61
知るか34.35
勝者34.05
模倣34.31
挿頭34.35
とすれば33.39
後を追う34.30
神託33.96
蝶々結び35.98
表面上34.17
諭す34.07
絶命34.07
33.69
盛る33.96
猛獣34.33
公平34.30
拒否33.61
すんな33.96
眉間33.66
打ち消す34.28
32.90
手際34.20
吸う33.47
配慮33.66
歴史33.34
何としてでも34.41
中途半端33.90
心ゆくまで35.15
掘り出し物34.90
唾する36.51
通常なら34.59
けん制34.92
儲かる34.29
魅力的33.80
33.62
化する33.89
32.93
我見35.69
何なのか33.86
連発34.24
怒鳴る33.71
野宿34.19
両断34.06
一か所34.61
ゴメン34.19
もうちょっと33.64
ふざけんな34.32
身を守る34.13
抱擁34.23
黒字34.92
上目遣い34.13
タンクトップ35.02
キノコ33.92
執拗34.31
ふわっと34.57
行方34.03
恐らく32.72
絵画33.96
明らかになる34.82
拐う34.89
笑い声33.54
リングアウト36.04
投資34.39
アルバイト34.46
コントラスト34.97
狂う33.61
連れてくる34.20
有名人34.22
搏風34.49
調子に乗る34.54
よしよし34.11
配送35.22
をおいて34.34
石台36.29
小部屋34.14
サムズアップ34.64
大小34.12
34.79
短所34.80
引き抜き34.25
金目のもの35.27
言うところの34.24
33.32
異存34.56
駆け込む34.16
つま先34.48
太腿34.51

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