I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
愛想を振りまく25.79
根元24.10
三体24.05
もごもご24.55
平等24.12
ベジタブル25.88
崩れる23.63
継ぎ歯25.13
不条理24.68
曲名25.80
指し示す23.98
旧知24.80
一読25.09
間にある24.45
デカイ24.36
乱流25.73
空中23.16
約束通り24.40
コロニー24.62
失態24.00
小首をかしげる25.07
極悪24.76
前のめり24.25
師匠23.07
サンド24.25
悪寒24.19
行ってらっしゃい24.27
寇する24.49
当然ながら23.77
暫くして23.75
物価24.71
翠玉24.98
対価23.92
五〇24.46
軍勢23.56
えっと23.16
讃える24.34
公共事業25.11
一心不乱24.47
橋23.65
死んでも23.95
乱心24.94
白色24.37
彩り24.63
成す23.63
苛つく25.36
武力24.02
隠蔽23.54
写し24.42
好奇心23.79
連れていく24.26
名の通った25.40
窓口24.19
辛24.07
留め23.86
待ち受ける24.52
投稿23.57
活気づく25.03
ロード23.72
ツートップ25.43
長居24.34
カウンター席24.88
特訓23.95
ジャム24.22
ノーブラ25.83
意外性25.18
ハードル24.33
乱暴者25.20
生成23.72
夕食後24.59
バット24.29
申し込み24.50
秘密警察25.68
能天気24.58
口止め24.42
手ごろ24.91
端正24.47
睨み返す25.09
悲しむ23.90
裂ける24.11
そうじゃなくて24.17
高度23.58
骸骨23.90
和佐比25.29
に伴い24.57
無我夢中24.73
監督23.94
出鱈目24.35
宥める23.82
給水25.39
泡立つ24.93
神々しい24.15
邪魔にならない24.27
そんな訳で23.69
前半24.03
空地25.25
面食らう24.33
編成23.88
別々に24.52
裂く23.73

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