I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
長ける23.91
艶めかしい24.94
孕む24.21
クッション24.09
満足気24.39
ずれる24.29
南下24.44
お疲れさま24.25
追徴26.64
緊張感23.77
に備えて23.91
霧散23.98
形づくる25.77
水分24.04
24.04
おもてなし24.65
品評会25.21
肉料理24.43
炸裂23.88
わき上がる25.44
望み23.62
手付金25.73
他人ごと25.28
ダンピング26.32
1対124.86
加担24.48
背屈24.10
逞しい23.99
愛くるしい24.65
とん24.43
驚くほど24.05
誰一人として24.23
石製25.36
向う23.93
会長23.46
ぼーっと24.28
主催24.18
手本引27.11
踏ん張り24.62
被害者23.81
期限24.26
惜しげもなく24.72
帰途25.15
下界24.37
通じて24.12
ぐずぐず24.70
ビキニアーマー25.10
カツオ25.07
指し示す23.98
校長室25.01
23.62
湿原24.76
からくり人形25.69
恩恵23.87
人影23.63
引き戸24.74
淫乱25.21
23.53
売上金25.58
成分24.06
嗜虐心25.23
護身用24.65
屈指24.45
気難しい24.56
ご馳走さまでした24.73
幼いころ24.55
これでもか24.25
嘘をつく24.38
痛感24.32
暗々25.84
権力者24.16
振り乱す24.75
トイチ26.32
ハーフ24.27
補充23.83
薬物24.58
家屋24.17
ぶつぶつ24.09
企画24.14
占領24.10
幅広い24.50
掟破り25.65
風合い25.52
しおらしい24.74
ぼそり24.28
そういや23.76
雄姿25.07
干上がる24.98
いずれか24.55
行列24.27
真っ二つ24.97
敬語23.93
ペンダント24.16
大歓声24.67
アクセサリー23.93
碌に23.81
うめき声24.22
彼女自身24.08
一閃23.92
パチモン25.61

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