I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
中庭23.72
幅広い24.50
トートバック26.27
供託金26.48
お気になさらず24.40
尋問23.98
本格化25.09
ヒト23.90
カウンター席24.88
意匠24.28
如き23.42
嬲る24.52
ぐずぐず24.70
ご愁傷さま25.42
そっぽ24.16
1人分25.60
交代で24.17
停車場25.41
不正24.11
等しい23.70
ばー24.56
どどーん26.08
キャメルクラッチ26.49
携わる24.24
侵食24.05
ちらちら24.22
一件落着24.81
イラスト24.19
手つき24.18
お下げ24.87
どうにか23.21
24.00
愚鈍24.75
ロック23.59
訂正23.90
占領24.10
仕種24.69
工期25.43
うひょー25.66
体当たり23.70
今こそ24.27
機構24.13
遂行24.23
ゴールド24.23
ロングスカート25.01
コツ24.11
極限24.15
共同24.24
食料品店25.34
エプロン24.08
残高25.24
帰り際24.78
好調24.91
取り扱い24.50
抑え23.28
つーか23.86
ナンパ24.35
愛想笑い24.49
奇遇24.50
投じる24.12
北門24.33
頭を垂れる24.60
ほほほ24.74
シリアス24.50
落ち着ける23.66
展望24.66
トンズラ25.35
泣き言24.55
野郎ども24.70
具名27.29
外界24.31
大好評24.58
人通り24.24
刻み24.35
取り押さえる24.28
じゃーん24.93
軌跡24.21
研究熱心25.48
いっその事24.94
お坊ちゃん24.81
ものですから24.17
持ち歩く24.25
惰性25.07
流線型25.19
放逐24.74
監督23.94
24.07
焦がし24.67
在りか24.25
膨らみ24.38
纏り付く24.72
更なる23.63
密偵24.32
白色24.37
囲み24.43
管理者24.07
ワシ23.48
事業化26.59
所作24.22
売り切れ24.77

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