I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
滅する34.66
酔い34.12
天にも昇る気持ち35.78
存在理由35.14
博す34.66
引け34.22
何処までも33.59
言い当てる34.55
滑り込み35.30
クレスト34.42
追い返す34.28
ちょっと見34.66
いやはや34.11
狼狽34.20
デザート34.00
配送35.22
双方33.76
イタリア人35.55
お役所仕事35.63
妖精33.03
腐臭34.75
眼前33.58
静か33.43
33.69
磨く33.85
立たす34.35
外れる33.64
どす黒い34.42
何処でも34.08
真の33.65
早急34.06
こればかり34.15
嘘のよう34.20
反らす34.19
使用料35.10
帰路34.40
据え付ける35.73
欲情34.77
任せとけ34.69
吸う33.47
公平34.30
犯罪者33.88
胡麻化す34.44
鳩尾34.36
取り仕切る34.20
穿く34.55
お供34.18
賓客34.60
火傷33.71
書き換える34.69
メリット33.79
頬張る34.07
演じる33.88
33.57
トップ33.60
仕切り34.46
食物34.67
明り34.95
33.22
三つ33.38
しい34.55
33.75
大歓迎34.15
罰する34.55
切り倒す34.58
細々34.60
気まずい33.71
常時34.03
声を掛ける33.77
宝物34.15
ちゃいかん35.17
ブルーベリー35.16
愛撫35.25
得意気34.67
対立34.04
接待34.55
仕合せ34.78
亜人33.51
連れてくる34.20
調度品34.32
待ち構える33.84
ちゃっかり34.39
青い33.17
整地34.62
33.66
依存34.06
32.93
卒倒34.55
明らかになる34.82
大層34.05
源氏名36.06
照り焼き35.11
軽口を叩く34.91
連発34.24
32.90
恐らく32.72
城外34.92
目印34.13
イブニングドレス35.67
プライス35.64

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