I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
推定24.42
滲む23.60
貴重品24.57
よたよた24.90
お腹いっぱい24.49
更なる23.63
充てる24.61
鼻筋24.84
最早23.03
目に遭う24.66
通せんぼ25.35
逆襲24.82
優越感24.57
はにかみ24.83
引き締まる24.50
そっぽ24.16
名義25.01
突き飛ばす24.19
穴埋め24.94
ナンバー24.60
三段24.79
刀身23.73
し出す24.66
業火24.36
質23.62
対等23.97
胞衣24.00
弾力24.27
念を押す24.64
表立って24.41
疑いの目24.94
画面23.68
振り下ろす23.93
古史24.64
神罰24.68
堅牢24.25
どどーん26.08
数倍24.22
店売り25.19
圧巻24.65
はしゃぐ23.80
担い23.71
幾つも23.39
擦り23.90
揺らす23.50
労う24.28
洒落た24.88
遺産24.19
お近づき24.90
優れて23.90
荒れ野24.07
森林23.69
出張24.05
トップス25.67
バックヤード25.20
人前24.27
殺る23.67
今ひとつ24.52
あの様23.95
割合24.06
極悪24.76
当選24.99
継続的24.80
思い立つ24.50
ホスト24.79
練り24.29
越す23.95
タメ口24.97
第三23.46
お尋ね24.67
ありゃ24.07
刳り24.10
湯たんぽ25.49
ストレス23.94
畔23.52
出演24.74
手掴み25.46
屈指24.45
斜め24.01
募る23.96
巻き23.71
馬の背25.09
事故23.64
おっしゃる通り24.52
訳じゃない23.07
身振り24.73
ラリアット25.45
プレート24.00
とん24.43
左前25.41
一読25.09
挙句の果て24.79
恋愛禁止25.89
C23.74
概念23.76
風合い25.52
不可侵24.72
今こそ24.27
ゴシゴシ25.04
連呼24.59

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