I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
羊皮紙24.15
訳がわからない24.58
ちいっと26.27
満足気24.39
広大23.78
あな24.32
はーい23.77
今こそ24.27
遠のく24.38
所以24.14
溜め23.96
早足24.34
悶える24.61
暗躍24.28
暴君24.41
攻城24.30
近衛兵24.33
叩き潰す24.44
侵す24.24
通せんぼ25.35
直線24.27
食べ始める24.62
それはそれで23.69
人材23.62
駆け足24.43
新興住宅地26.89
サンド24.25
昼前24.29
無粋24.33
密着24.11
ふらつく24.29
おかん24.95
伺い24.41
人前24.27
しおらしい24.74
接収24.74
そうこう24.48
細部24.46
スパルタ24.78
代償23.85
刳り24.10
23.10
武骨24.84
無傷23.76
湿地帯24.74
実質的24.17
手長エビ26.34
摘む24.02
前進23.85
お待たせしました23.96
使いっぱしり26.81
生きがい25.00
掬い24.63
遅く23.46
野郎ども24.70
忍び込む24.17
鉈目24.24
通行人24.53
悪化23.91
つけ込む24.86
引き剥がす24.73
沸かす24.32
大仕事24.71
特設会場25.80
面目躍如25.17
会費25.65
に備えて23.91
所作24.22
詰め寄る23.85
従属24.33
代置27.29
24.26
ベーコン24.36
でっかい24.22
バーテンダー25.17
混ざる23.62
否定23.07
本職24.30
洗面室26.43
委託24.99
薄青25.07
乗っかる24.23
切り替わる24.26
未遂24.31
打たせ湯25.97
分かりやすい23.71
外患25.63
一閃23.92
虐める24.71
継ぎ歯25.13
迷う23.30
言い含める24.51
さえすれば24.16
刈り取る24.27
乗車口26.51
23.73
泣きべそ25.20
オープンスペース26.16
手土産24.41
躱す23.56

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