I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
比べる33.21
夜明け34.16
苦虫を噛み潰したよう34.57
その他に34.20
くしゃくしゃ34.62
せん33.83
立ちすくむ34.73
振り込む34.93
翳す34.08
無抵抗34.59
威武35.71
小ぶり34.63
両性具有35.96
34.22
加速33.47
上目遣い34.13
何時もより33.79
トントン拍子35.26
健康33.94
汚し34.40
34.08
屁でもない35.49
誰でも33.66
専門店34.75
乳白色34.81
32.97
アタック34.13
かき消える34.97
有り難うございました33.41
限度34.11
ほほ笑み34.91
最小限34.06
一向に33.92
取り組む34.14
デザート34.00
注意深く34.37
取り繕う34.01
34.08
移転34.69
争奪戦34.63
使い勝手34.14
冷凍庫34.99
優秀33.23
半身34.08
腫らす35.00
ぱー35.01
使用料35.10
争う33.75
33.42
生まれ変わる34.01
定例35.00
アルバイト34.46
一万33.93
掻き分ける34.47
どす黒い34.42
数名33.87
ご馳走さま34.62
直轄地34.77
非常識34.07
愛し33.36
殿方34.17
通常なら34.59
くしゃみ34.62
ったら33.88
刈る34.40
言い当てる34.55
カギ34.67
ふたを開ける35.93
源氏名36.06
ちゃいかん35.17
34.47
リングアウト36.04
逆転34.08
一夜34.08
賢い33.83
記憶喪失34.56
33.20
代り34.44
膝枕34.39
人殺し34.32
探しに33.93
照明34.16
往来34.30
箱入り娘35.11
不成立35.78
チケット34.34
蝶々結び35.98
豪商34.63
せしめる34.64
おしまい34.09
1から34.70
如何にも33.22
からすれば33.47
立て続け34.30
すか33.90
ダメもと35.48
大柄34.04
小遣い稼ぎ34.94
34.79
場合によって33.78

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