I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真に34.02
太夫35.47
そりゃそうだ34.15
幾世34.37
居眠り34.62
平常運転34.79
基本的34.03
居留守35.10
開始価格36.39
おとぎ話34.49
牛頭馬頭36.51
講義33.77
チケット34.34
無抵抗34.59
喧騒34.09
押しつぶす34.27
穏やか33.23
分の134.66
連れ込み35.52
記憶喪失34.56
近づき33.85
勝ち逃げ35.35
にゃんにゃん35.54
大きくなる33.96
砕け散る34.47
システム33.51
応接室34.00
平野34.41
制圧33.73
数回34.13
ふたを開ける35.93
律儀34.18
鳩尾34.36
駆け巡る34.53
分け前34.82
大層34.05
トントン拍子35.26
使い勝手34.14
アルマジロ35.34
裏面34.96
とすれば33.39
崩れ33.56
卒倒34.55
監視33.31
出演者35.44
所持金34.48
縦長34.94
ダメもと35.48
切り倒す34.58
日差し34.04
縮む34.34
イタリア人35.55
張り巡らす34.37
エサ34.38
口をはさむ35.01
すべき33.46
何かあったの33.93
ヒット34.23
家庭用35.24
本体33.63
造り33.84
神の意志35.30
良さ33.84
ご覧なさい34.77
付け加え34.39
女装34.33
アイコンタクト34.60
良いこと33.92
躊躇33.62
照明34.16
視野33.66
威厳33.92
泣き叫ぶ34.27
神経質34.51
のそのそ34.91
四日33.94
逸品34.42
ほうほうの体35.56
お顔34.16
蹴り33.23
手甲34.05
切りそろえる34.84
同郷34.46
ぞくぞく34.90
絶大34.02
に沿って34.07
沿い34.04
一色34.29
実物34.28
阻む33.76
に過ぎない33.53
甲34.00
にあって33.76
鑑みる34.18
接待34.55
増設34.69
注意深く34.37
常時34.03
見覚えのある34.02
空腹34.02

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