I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
詰め寄る23.85
存続24.28
ぼそり24.28
食料品店25.34
発来25.00
ふらつく24.29
沙汰24.54
拘り24.14
二つ返事24.60
アカペラ25.52
朝一番24.69
玉座23.70
立ち返る25.18
面通し25.42
特産24.81
採水26.39
三女24.74
決済24.92
纏り付く24.72
先陣24.38
問わず24.02
てっきり23.79
理知的24.62
無差別24.48
自画自賛24.84
淡水25.28
跳躍23.45
警鐘24.60
応対24.34
称賛24.07
威勢よく25.04
作物24.02
扇情的24.90
お手上げ24.54
傲り24.92
頭を垂れる24.60
口に含む24.69
詰まらなそう24.50
24.04
憎しみ23.98
硬さ24.39
惜しげもなく24.72
23.84
偉い23.69
有能23.85
その時はその時24.87
広大23.78
黒革25.23
洒落にならない24.58
直径23.98
実用性24.64
空になる24.73
騒がしい23.67
声色24.03
納得がいく24.60
恵まれる23.79
お茶目24.80
ごっこ24.41
シューズ25.30
銀糸24.69
ドン引き24.20
暫くして23.75
倉庫番25.73
嫁ぐ23.78
湿原24.76
林檎24.13
24.85
お盆24.33
ティーカップ24.39
連絡を取る24.61
雄姿25.07
ダミー24.67
微動24.18
麻紙26.51
治める23.81
並び立つ24.46
刀身23.73
終日25.34
フルサイズ26.81
サンドバッグ25.23
加勢24.26
世間的24.83
発案24.54
ジト目24.12
軽口24.05
小窓24.81
中指24.51
ヤジ25.30
一突き24.75
留め23.86
委託24.99
半べそ25.32
援助24.08
プリティ25.83
ペンダント24.16
三叉槍25.23
遊び人24.86
都合23.56
体調23.59
木板24.45

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