I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
オツム25.56
ティーカップ24.39
鷲掴み24.36
天下御免26.18
立ち入る24.31
五感24.19
した方がいい24.03
余地23.76
大活躍24.38
通せんぼ25.35
もんで24.08
トータル25.30
呆け24.01
ずる24.33
亀23.74
勝ち組24.95
名前だけ24.34
目視24.25
置場25.61
公共事業25.11
否23.49
何だかんだ23.70
パチモン25.61
ボコる25.59
華奢24.05
軸24.29
喩え25.05
五百23.83
再生23.44
トートバック26.27
洋菓子25.30
ロック23.59
気力23.86
不能24.04
暗々25.84
ごくごく24.49
既存24.20
華23.54
訳ない23.74
手ごろ24.91
非合法24.72
足らず24.19
そりゃあ23.62
初23.62
切り込む24.46
モデルルーム26.04
馬鹿女25.35
愛飲25.78
越える23.59
酒瓶24.35
スイッチ23.98
よじ登る24.47
イラスト24.19
躍動24.86
未成熟25.14
言い逃れ24.63
暫くして23.75
席替え25.42
息を合わせる25.97
石造り23.98
数年前24.25
中性24.53
ハロワ25.78
敵わない23.95
通じて24.12
入居25.37
申し込み24.50
激突23.70
一周24.32
案内人24.32
刀身23.73
社交場25.02
密着24.11
見本24.34
よそ者24.80
直径23.98
洗い流す24.42
物心24.35
磯の香り25.63
何でもいい24.10
乞うご期待25.48
どうしたら良い24.04
展望24.66
虚仮威し25.45
見覚えがある24.32
一礼23.63
自前24.19
2人して25.22
でっか25.13
人材23.62
壁面24.29
眩しい23.69
ばっくれ25.26
ティータイム24.84
じゃねー23.75
責め立てる24.78
駿馬25.28
平等24.12
跡形もなく24.46
取り分けて24.87

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