When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
340.28
310.41
310.54
260.48
てる251.65
250.56
190.77
ゾンビ153.60
121.41
んだ111.80
113.06
110.86
言う91.56
91.04
テレビ83.84
けど71.79
70.48
リモコン65.03
61.48
って61.78
63.50
ちゃう62.74
52.11
れる51.22
から51.17
51.16
やる42.13
ながら41.91
認める43.18
消す43.13
ヘラ44.71
分かる42.00
41.87
オヤジ44.23
して41.31
41.99
41.97
よな42.69
いる41.00
44.30
よね32.43
31.71
する31.24
伸ばす33.00
31.97
31.59
焼きそば34.70
だろう31.78
遭難33.37
31.75
動かす32.95
ても31.96
負け33.20
完全32.65
ソファー33.69
在る31.55
流れ32.90
34.13
思う31.61
じゃあ32.61
食べる22.42
21.46
足元23.26
お前22.16
負ける23.03
よう22.31
ちゃんと22.69
では21.75
起きる22.74
あれ22.23
同じ22.31
時点23.13
見える22.26
芸人24.65
混ぜる23.60
怒る22.88
事はない22.83
前に22.25
気づく22.78
笑う22.45
同志24.00
瞑る23.85
作る22.24
何時も22.58
その間23.25
動画23.89
なる21.37
21.50
である21.76
気配22.79
エッセイ24.42
コーヒー23.71
その21.44
られる21.68
死ぬ22.49
様に21.76
22.12
言える22.62
携帯23.79
には21.57
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