When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
340.28
310.54
310.41
260.48
250.56
てる251.65
190.77
ゾンビ153.60
121.41
んだ111.80
110.86
113.06
言う91.56
91.04
テレビ83.84
70.48
けど71.79
ちゃう62.74
リモコン65.03
って61.78
61.48
63.50
から51.17
れる51.22
51.16
52.11
オヤジ44.23
41.87
消す43.13
いる41.00
して41.31
ヘラ44.71
認める43.18
44.30
41.99
ながら41.91
やる42.13
41.97
よな42.69
分かる42.00
じゃあ32.61
だろう31.78
完全32.65
負け33.20
よね32.43
伸ばす33.00
動かす32.95
焼きそば34.70
ても31.96
する31.24
31.97
31.75
遭難33.37
31.71
31.59
流れ32.90
在る31.55
思う31.61
ソファー33.69
34.13
られる21.68
23.21
同じ22.31
瞑る23.85
何時も22.58
動画23.89
足元23.26
には21.57
死ぬ22.49
よう22.31
事はない22.83
ちゃんと22.69
21.50
起きる22.74
前に22.25
同志24.00
お前22.16
怒る22.88
その間23.25
である21.76
笑う22.45
なる21.37
その21.44
時点23.13
21.46
見える22.26
コーヒー23.71
あれ22.23
芸人24.65
食べる22.42
エッセイ24.42
言える22.62
携帯23.79
負ける23.03
気配22.79
22.12
作る22.24
様に21.76
混ぜる23.60
気づく22.78
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