When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
の340.28
に310.54
を310.41
が260.48
てる251.65
て250.56
と190.77
ゾンビ153.60
俺121.41
で110.86
んだ111.80
寝113.06
も91.04
言う91.56
テレビ83.84
は70.48
けど71.79
嫁63.50
よ61.48
ちゃう62.74
って61.78
リモコン65.03
わ52.11
れる51.22
から51.17
だ51.16
消す43.13
ながら41.91
観44.30
オヤジ44.23
ヘラ44.71
分かる42.00
人41.87
目41.99
よな42.69
認める43.18
いる41.00
手41.97
やる42.13
して41.31
思う31.61
麺34.13
焼きそば34.70
事31.75
だろう31.78
伸ばす33.00
よね32.43
在る31.55
完全32.65
今31.97
する31.24
ソファー33.69
流れ32.90
さ31.59
負け33.20
ても31.96
じゃあ32.61
遭難33.37
動かす32.95
丈31.71
見える22.26
混ぜる23.60
気づく22.78
死ぬ22.49
には21.57
か21.46
幾22.12
何時も22.58
食べる22.42
エッセイ24.42
時点23.13
よう22.31
私21.50
その間23.25
笑う22.45
られる21.68
である21.76
コーヒー23.71
お前22.16
携帯23.79
事はない22.83
前に22.25
起きる22.74
作る22.24
同じ22.31
気配22.79
あれ22.23
負ける23.03
様に21.76
芸人24.65
足元23.26
では21.75
ちゃんと22.69
〜23.21
その21.44
動画23.89
怒る22.88
言える22.62
なる21.37
瞑る23.85
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