When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
340.28
310.54
310.41
260.48
てる251.65
250.56
190.77
ゾンビ153.60
121.41
んだ111.80
110.86
113.06
91.04
言う91.56
テレビ83.84
70.48
けど71.79
ちゃう62.74
って61.78
61.48
リモコン65.03
63.50
から51.17
51.16
52.11
れる51.22
いる41.00
41.99
オヤジ44.23
して41.31
ヘラ44.71
消す43.13
やる42.13
41.87
ながら41.91
分かる42.00
44.30
認める43.18
41.97
よな42.69
よね32.43
焼きそば34.70
ても31.96
ソファー33.69
完全32.65
31.59
在る31.55
思う31.61
動かす32.95
流れ32.90
31.71
遭難33.37
伸ばす33.00
負け33.20
だろう31.78
する31.24
31.75
34.13
31.97
じゃあ32.61
である21.76
怒る22.88
事はない22.83
起きる22.74
お前22.16
22.12
気配22.79
エッセイ24.42
では21.75
動画23.89
られる21.68
23.21
瞑る23.85
同じ22.31
ちゃんと22.69
作る22.24
死ぬ22.49
見える22.26
言える22.62
笑う22.45
なる21.37
気づく22.78
負ける23.03
時点23.13
21.46
芸人24.65
様に21.76
その21.44
21.50
コーヒー23.71
携帯23.79
には21.57
同志24.00
あれ22.23
混ぜる23.60
よう22.31
その間23.25
前に22.25
食べる22.42
足元23.26
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