When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
340.28
310.54
310.41
260.48
250.56
てる251.65
190.77
ゾンビ153.60
121.41
110.86
んだ111.80
113.06
言う91.56
91.04
テレビ83.84
70.48
けど71.79
63.50
61.48
って61.78
ちゃう62.74
リモコン65.03
から51.17
52.11
れる51.22
51.16
よな42.69
ヘラ44.71
して41.31
認める43.18
41.87
分かる42.00
41.97
41.99
44.30
やる42.13
オヤジ44.23
ながら41.91
いる41.00
消す43.13
34.13
31.59
する31.24
動かす32.95
ても31.96
思う31.61
完全32.65
遭難33.37
だろう31.78
よね32.43
焼きそば34.70
ソファー33.69
負け33.20
在る31.55
伸ばす33.00
31.71
31.75
31.97
流れ32.90
じゃあ32.61
負ける23.03
気配22.79
足元23.26
あれ22.23
同じ22.31
見える22.26
何時も22.58
様に21.76
なる21.37
ちゃんと22.69
である21.76
その21.44
気づく22.78
23.21
携帯23.79
前に22.25
には21.57
お前22.16
混ぜる23.60
食べる22.42
では21.75
られる21.68
死ぬ22.49
起きる22.74
よう22.31
言える22.62
芸人24.65
21.46
21.50
怒る22.88
コーヒー23.71
時点23.13
瞑る23.85
動画23.89
事はない22.83
22.12
エッセイ24.42
その間23.25
作る22.24
笑う22.45
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