When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
340.28
310.41
310.54
260.48
250.56
てる251.65
190.77
ゾンビ153.60
121.41
110.86
んだ111.80
113.06
言う91.56
91.04
テレビ83.84
けど71.79
70.48
63.50
リモコン65.03
って61.78
61.48
ちゃう62.74
51.16
52.11
から51.17
れる51.22
消す43.13
して41.31
いる41.00
やる42.13
認める43.18
分かる42.00
よな42.69
ヘラ44.71
44.30
ながら41.91
41.97
41.87
41.99
オヤジ44.23
ても31.96
ソファー33.69
よね32.43
する31.24
思う31.61
31.75
在る31.55
動かす32.95
31.71
伸ばす33.00
負け33.20
遭難33.37
31.97
じゃあ32.61
流れ32.90
だろう31.78
焼きそば34.70
31.59
完全32.65
34.13
23.21
あれ22.23
21.46
瞑る23.85
22.12
なる21.37
には21.57
では21.75
同じ22.31
21.50
笑う22.45
その間23.25
時点23.13
怒る22.88
エッセイ24.42
芸人24.65
様に21.76
お前22.16
ちゃんと22.69
コーヒー23.71
作る22.24
起きる22.74
見える22.26
混ぜる23.60
同志24.00
負ける23.03
言える22.62
動画23.89
食べる22.42
足元23.26
死ぬ22.49
よう22.31
何時も22.58
られる21.68
前に22.25
その21.44
気づく22.78
気配22.79
携帯23.79
である21.76
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