When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
の340.28
に310.54
を310.41
が260.48
てる251.65
て250.56
と190.77
ゾンビ153.60
俺121.41
んだ111.80
で110.86
寝113.06
言う91.56
も91.04
テレビ83.84
は70.48
けど71.79
よ61.48
って61.78
リモコン65.03
嫁63.50
ちゃう62.74
だ51.16
れる51.22
から51.17
わ52.11
認める43.18
やる42.13
よな42.69
オヤジ44.23
消す43.13
いる41.00
観44.30
分かる42.00
して41.31
目41.99
ながら41.91
手41.97
人41.87
ヘラ44.71
流れ32.90
思う31.61
焼きそば34.70
だろう31.78
じゃあ32.61
麺34.13
負け33.20
よね32.43
伸ばす33.00
事31.75
在る31.55
動かす32.95
ても31.96
丈31.71
さ31.59
遭難33.37
する31.24
完全32.65
ソファー33.69
今31.97
お前22.16
なる21.37
気づく22.78
同志24.00
見える22.26
携帯23.79
ちゃんと22.69
か21.46
言える22.62
には21.57
コーヒー23.71
同じ22.31
事はない22.83
何時も22.58
前に22.25
食べる22.42
瞑る23.85
様に21.76
エッセイ24.42
笑う22.45
よう22.31
私21.50
幾22.12
足元23.26
あれ22.23
では21.75
怒る22.88
動画23.89
時点23.13
その21.44
死ぬ22.49
である21.76
負ける23.03
られる21.68
芸人24.65
〜23.21
混ぜる23.60
その間23.25
気配22.79
作る22.24
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