When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
340.28
310.41
310.54
260.48
250.56
てる251.65
190.77
ゾンビ153.60
121.41
110.86
113.06
んだ111.80
言う91.56
91.04
テレビ83.84
けど71.79
70.48
ちゃう62.74
61.48
63.50
リモコン65.03
って61.78
れる51.22
51.16
52.11
から51.17
やる42.13
ながら41.91
44.30
ヘラ44.71
消す43.13
41.87
認める43.18
よな42.69
分かる42.00
41.97
いる41.00
オヤジ44.23
41.99
して41.31
31.59
ソファー33.69
じゃあ32.61
負け33.20
31.71
遭難33.37
ても31.96
完全32.65
在る31.55
31.97
31.75
動かす32.95
よね32.43
34.13
思う31.61
だろう31.78
焼きそば34.70
流れ32.90
する31.24
伸ばす33.00
事はない22.83
怒る22.88
様に21.76
気づく22.78
21.50
食べる22.42
負ける23.03
23.21
同志24.00
その21.44
22.12
死ぬ22.49
21.46
あれ22.23
気配22.79
エッセイ24.42
よう22.31
芸人24.65
足元23.26
その間23.25
起きる22.74
コーヒー23.71
前に22.25
同じ22.31
である21.76
では21.75
言える22.62
時点23.13
見える22.26
作る22.24
られる21.68
携帯23.79
ちゃんと22.69
笑う22.45
なる21.37
何時も22.58
瞑る23.85
混ぜる23.60
お前22.16
には21.57
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