When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
お前22.16
仕様12.43
確認12.44
方11.96
譲る13.54
会社13.72
番組14.40
気がする12.98
茶色い14.20
ソース13.88
なよ13.13
分け12.31
ありがとう御座います12.84
転がる13.20
座り13.58
コマーシャル15.69
素早い13.27
いや12.14
仲間12.81
うっかり13.80
混ざる13.62
飲み13.48
既製16.55
2人とも14.00
んで13.13
楽しい12.76
克く12.46
のだ11.65
その他13.63
高い12.51
途中12.94
画面13.68
アクティビティ16.26
光12.41
鳴らす13.32
おふざけ15.07
それぞれ12.90
豪快13.96
ここ12.11
見11.96
食い入るように14.49
それで12.44
見下ろす13.37
と言うのに13.07
左手13.25
申し訳ない13.42
笑い声13.54
流れる13.28
満喫14.22
安心感14.20
離れる12.83
飲み干す13.86
肉12.78
表現13.37
巻き13.71
合図13.43
近寄る13.45
手際よく14.58
これ12.15
下11.38
ミッション14.48
その儘12.51
じゃ12.24
週末14.47
こと11.30
座る12.78
遠く13.08
項垂れる14.05
殊に12.16
暮12.46
何12.09
大きな12.50
何も12.48
課する14.47
疲れる13.75
哭く12.05
よろしくお願いします13.42
更に12.42
ポイント13.09
何で12.52
年12.64
また12.19
うんうん13.82
握りしめる13.65
反省13.53
ご当地グルメ16.57
のに12.21
気をつけ14.41
もう12.11
無駄13.03
2人組15.26
道12.74
なんて12.13
満遍なく14.97
止まる12.95
贖罪14.67
可能性12.61
染まる13.39
在す12.45
複数人14.38

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