When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
足元23.26
確認12.44
そんな11.84
掛け合い14.87
満遍なく14.97
コマーシャル15.69
仲間12.81
鉄板14.16
映像13.51
とか12.08
具材14.20
無駄13.03
そして11.87
表現13.37
高い12.51
11.89
12.74
何故12.62
13.03
飲み干す13.86
12.09
刹那12.81
それで12.44
今度12.69
での12.60
離れる12.83
のだ11.65
12.55
また12.19
12.47
笑い12.95
もう12.11
アクティビティ16.26
下さい12.34
見下ろす13.37
なんて12.13
気まま14.78
ない11.61
12.97
譲る13.54
観る14.56
身の危険14.58
長い12.68
まま12.40
カップ13.61
入れ12.71
懸ける13.35
所で13.30
手際よく14.58
12.41
たって13.39
加賀13.82
スタート13.98
認め13.14
届く12.86
巻き13.71
立つ12.58
黄色い13.95
ありがとう御座います12.84
会社13.72
と言うのに13.07
しかし12.08
11.60
きゅっと14.23
11.29
訳ない13.74
ぐったり14.04
哭く12.05
その儘12.51
キャベツ14.47
たっぷり13.52
ここ12.11
少し12.13
回収13.27
道中13.67
見計らう13.96
おふざけ15.07
誓う13.69
座り13.58
分け12.31
なぁ12.56
週末14.47
通り12.74
左手13.25
番組14.40
察知13.27
なよ13.13
話す12.73
ソース13.88
満喫14.22
途中12.94
克く12.46
流れる13.28
少ない12.78
大画面15.64
ぴくりとも動かない15.15
止まる12.95
何で12.52
上げ12.67
在す12.45

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