When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
そして11.87
話し12.77
ふらふら14.01
本当12.77
目覚める13.66
まま12.40
とか12.08
加えて13.46
デスク14.63
なぁ12.56
満喫14.22
あっはっは14.80
止まる12.95
のだ11.65
気をつけ14.41
食い入るように14.49
気まま14.78
今度12.69
ここ12.11
届く12.86
12.09
と言うのに13.07
言い張る14.26
気がする12.98
きゅっと14.23
鉄板14.16
ああ12.23
理解12.49
忘れる12.74
12.97
課する14.47
12.78
では21.75
死ぬ22.49
23.21
時点23.13
笑う22.45
よう22.31
られる21.68
前に22.25
怒る22.88
瞑る23.85
気づく22.78
である21.76
食べる22.42
負ける23.03
ちゃんと22.69
足元23.26
お前22.16
動画23.89
何時も22.58
見える22.26
起きる22.74
なる21.37
言える22.62
事はない22.83
様に21.76
芸人24.65
21.50
混ぜる23.60
22.12
同じ22.31
には21.57
同志24.00
エッセイ24.42
その21.44
あれ22.23
携帯23.79
その間23.25
作る22.24
21.46
気配22.79
コーヒー23.71
31.71
遭難33.37
34.13
よね32.43
焼きそば34.70
負け33.20
思う31.61
31.97
する31.24
ソファー33.69
完全32.65
31.59
動かす32.95
じゃあ32.61
31.75
ても31.96
在る31.55
伸ばす33.00
流れ32.90
だろう31.78
41.99
41.87
よな42.69
認める43.18
44.30
やる42.13
いる41.00

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