When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
週末14.47
座り13.58
認め13.14
言い張る14.26
おふざけ15.07
入れ12.71
それぞれ12.90
12.02
キャベツ14.47
旅する14.76
可能性12.61
わざとらしい14.00
危険12.75
その他13.63
13.03
デスク14.63
11.96
満遍なく14.97
会社13.72
12.64
よろしくお願いします13.42
しまう12.03
ソース13.88
ゴミ箱14.65
笑い12.95
誰も12.77
回収13.27
項垂れる14.05
合図13.43
11.89
画面13.68
何故12.62
コーヒー23.71
気配22.79
お前22.16
よう22.31
前に22.25
様に21.76
動画23.89
気づく22.78
混ぜる23.60
負ける23.03
携帯23.79
同じ22.31
瞑る23.85
時点23.13
ちゃんと22.69
その間23.25
起きる22.74
21.50
食べる22.42
られる21.68
死ぬ22.49
には21.57
芸人24.65
言える22.62
その21.44
では21.75
事はない22.83
21.46
である21.76
見える22.26
足元23.26
作る22.24
23.21
なる21.37
同志24.00
笑う22.45
あれ22.23
エッセイ24.42
怒る22.88
22.12
何時も22.58
在る31.55
34.13
ても31.96
31.59
31.97
だろう31.78
動かす32.95
思う31.61
じゃあ32.61
よね32.43
遭難33.37
31.75
流れ32.90
ソファー33.69
焼きそば34.70
31.71
伸ばす33.00
負け33.20
完全32.65
する31.24
ながら41.91
オヤジ44.23
いる41.00
ヘラ44.71
41.97
44.30
よな42.69

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