When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
バラ13.96
左手13.25
合図13.43
疲れる13.75
週末14.47
哭く12.05
きゅっと14.23
分け12.31
巻き13.71
また12.19
危険12.75
笑い声13.54
何12.09
満喫14.22
遮断13.36
暮12.46
なんて12.13
教え12.64
んで13.13
立ち上がる12.96
課する14.47
もう12.11
み12.97
それぞれ12.90
なのに12.74
混ざる13.62
そう11.75
と言って12.71
喧嘩13.40
って言う12.83
本当12.77
それ12.40
同志24.00
怒る22.88
気づく22.78
死ぬ22.49
起きる22.74
携帯23.79
エッセイ24.42
気配22.79
られる21.68
お前22.16
動画23.89
〜23.21
ちゃんと22.69
幾22.12
前に22.25
何時も22.58
食べる22.42
同じ22.31
である21.76
私21.50
では21.75
芸人24.65
言える22.62
様に21.76
コーヒー23.71
その21.44
見える22.26
なる21.37
事はない22.83
よう22.31
瞑る23.85
か21.46
負ける23.03
足元23.26
混ぜる23.60
には21.57
時点23.13
その間23.25
笑う22.45
あれ22.23
作る22.24
動かす32.95
負け33.20
伸ばす33.00
よね32.43
思う31.61
麺34.13
ても31.96
さ31.59
流れ32.90
焼きそば34.70
完全32.65
ソファー33.69
丈31.71
在る31.55
する31.24
遭難33.37
だろう31.78
じゃあ32.61
事31.75
今31.97
認める43.18
分かる42.00
やる42.13
して41.31
オヤジ44.23
消す43.13
人41.87

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