When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
混ざる13.62
ぐったり14.04
五12.47
滑り落ちる14.53
満遍なく14.97
反応12.69
所で13.30
この11.58
流れる13.28
たって13.39
飲み干す13.86
察知13.27
声12.02
そして11.87
何故12.62
長引く14.17
小さな12.71
課する14.47
リズミカル15.04
途中12.94
とか12.08
妻13.17
のに12.21
バラ13.96
染まる13.39
複数人14.38
手元13.50
おふざけ15.07
遠く13.08
それ12.40
だった11.58
笑い12.95
ゴミ箱14.65
週末14.47
確認12.44
キャベツ14.47
うっかり13.80
その手13.34
片手13.23
贖罪14.67
何12.09
その儘12.51
じゃ12.24
道12.74
画面13.68
笑13.83
本当12.77
んで13.13
座る12.78
気がする12.98
仕様12.43
掛け合い14.87
どろり14.73
うんうん13.82
座り13.58
安心感14.20
ご当地グルメ16.57
見下ろす13.37
前12.31
鉄板14.16
揚げ玉16.21
お天気15.05
在す12.45
言い張る14.26
茶色い14.20
のだ11.65
楽しみ13.11
少し12.13
目覚める13.66
仕事12.50
無駄13.03
寝落ち14.90
なよ13.13
そう11.75
気まま14.78
豪快13.96
加えて13.46
分け12.31
長い12.68
光12.41
近寄る13.45
床13.03
教え12.64
観る14.56
今度12.69
きゅっと14.23
身の危険14.58
2人組15.26
でる12.96
年12.64
持つ12.02
入れ12.71
と言って12.71
黄色い13.95
包む13.08
危険12.75
暮12.46
ありがとう御座います12.84
コマーシャル15.69
握りしめる13.65

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