When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
オヤジ44.23
やる42.13
目41.99
分かる42.00
人41.87
手41.97
ヘラ44.71
から51.17
だ51.16
わ52.11
れる51.22
嫁63.50
リモコン65.03
って61.78
ちゃう62.74
よ61.48
けど71.79
は70.48
テレビ83.84
も91.04
言う91.56
寝113.06
で110.86
んだ111.80
俺121.41
ゾンビ153.60
と190.77
てる251.65
て250.56
が260.48
を310.41
に310.54
の340.28

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