When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
喧嘩13.40
刹那12.81
長い12.68
のだ11.65
こと11.30
離れる12.83
って言う12.83
在す12.45
面白い12.98
理解12.49
豪快13.96
デスク14.63
目覚める13.66
12.46
12.64
捨てる13.06
ご当地グルメ16.57
でる12.96
12.41
ああ12.23
画面13.68
この11.58
後輩13.79
遮断13.36
所で13.30
少し12.13
その手13.34
これ12.15
通り12.74
わざとらしい14.00
そんな11.84
反省13.53
まま12.40

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