When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
鉄板14.16
流れる13.28
見計らう13.96
のだ11.65
見11.96
での12.60
旅13.10
喧嘩13.40
ソース13.88
何12.09
高い12.51
うっかり13.80
なのに12.74
なよ13.13
笑い声13.54
複数人14.38
遮断13.36
あちこち13.50
何で12.52
少ない12.78
しっかり12.79
映像13.51
ああ12.23
捨てる13.06
無駄13.03
届く12.86
どれだけ13.08
明日12.80
見下ろす13.37
ポイント13.09
2人とも14.00
座る12.78
巻き13.71

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