When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

When the TV is turned off, a zombie gets up saying "But I was just watching that"

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My mission right now is to retrieve the remote control without being noticed by the zombie. If I completely eliminate my presence, the zombie might wake up in response to the sudden absence of presence, so the key is how naturally I can approach it. There's also a danger of waking it up if I accidentally pass in front of the television and block the light. I quickly approach the zombie from a slight distance and reach for the remote control at its feet, then turn off the television. In an instant, the zombie's eyes snap wide open and it says "I was just watching that!" while reaching out to snatch the remote back.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 771
Sentences 84
Characters 1,552
Unique Words 333
1-Occurrence Words
232
Unique Kanji 219
1-Occurrence Kanji
135
Avg Word Difficulty 2.22
Avg Sentence Length 9.2

Word List (333 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
キャベツ14.47
12.41
冷たい13.11
アクティビティ16.26
戻る12.35
面白い12.98
さり気13.88
2人とも14.00
何故12.62
滑り落ちる14.53
明日12.80
ふらふら14.01
デスク14.63
複数人14.38
うっかり13.80
申し訳ない13.42
12.47
その手13.34
番組14.40
黄色い13.95
スタート13.98
そして11.87
12.46
仕様12.43
疲れる13.75
13.83
豪快13.96
それ12.40
見下ろす13.37
立ち上がる12.96
そんな11.84
危険12.75
握りしめる13.65

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