"The Transgender Girl Before Our Relationship Was Hopeless and My Best Friend with Twisted Sexual Preferences"

A story about a young man who woke up one morning having undergone a gender transformation, going out and chatting with a roommate who has somewhat unusual tastes. The two of them are surely good friends. The story progresses through dialogue only, so please be cautious if that's not your preference. ※This is a short story that has been expanded and revised from tweets on Twitter, with some differences in development. The boundaries between the original tweets are marked with two or more line breaks.