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にのい・しち # A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
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| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
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| 進出 | 1 | 4.33 |
| 片時も | 1 | 4.95 |
| 示唆 | 1 | 4.01 |
| 手々 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 先週 | 1 | 4.47 |
| 解す | 1 | 4.28 |
| しか | 1 | 2.33 |
| 短い | 1 | 3.10 |
| 伝説 | 1 | 3.51 |
| 出産 | 1 | 4.07 |
| 歩度 | 1 | 2.23 |
| てる | 1 | 1.65 |
| 損ねる | 1 | 4.06 |
| 現役 | 1 | 4.17 |
| 早足 | 1 | 4.34 |
| 気が済む | 1 | 4.67 |
| 如何にも | 1 | 3.22 |
| 決意 | 1 | 3.41 |
| 脳内 | 1 | 3.72 |
| ですが | 1 | 2.62 |
| 甚だしい | 1 | 4.51 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| 待つ | 1 | 2.41 |
| 次第に | 1 | 3.63 |
| 挟む | 1 | 3.31 |
| 世界情勢 | 1 | 5.16 |
| 達し | 1 | 3.97 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 理性 | 1 | 3.79 |
| 歴代 | 1 | 4.13 |
| せねばならない | 1 | 4.30 |
| 凝 | 1 | 4.49 |
| 対象 | 1 | 3.14 |
| 好き勝手 | 1 | 3.90 |
| 過ぎる | 1 | 2.60 |
| ありがとう | 1 | 2.86 |
| ムチ | 1 | 4.80 |
| どう見ても | 1 | 3.66 |
| 等 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 離婚 | 1 | 4.28 |
| 嘘 | 1 | 2.93 |
| 函 | 1 | 4.85 |
| すまん | 1 | 3.60 |
| 数名 | 1 | 3.87 |
| 親 | 1 | 3.18 |
| そう | 1 | 1.75 |
| 母親 | 1 | 3.18 |
| 物の | 1 | 3.83 |
| 無事 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 傾向 | 1 | 3.77 |
| 益々 | 1 | 4.37 |
| 思い | 1 | 2.61 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 少々 | 1 | 3.17 |
| 引き締まる | 1 | 4.50 |
| なるほど | 1 | 2.67 |
| 突きだす | 1 | 4.79 |
| 送り | 1 | 3.90 |
| 意外 | 1 | 3.21 |
| カトリック教会 | 1 | 6.18 |
| 肉 | 1 | 2.78 |
| 昨晩 | 1 | 3.98 |
| 二つ | 1 | 3.04 |
| 言うところの | 1 | 4.24 |
| 裸体 | 1 | 4.76 |
| 発展 | 1 | 3.51 |
| 隠れる | 1 | 3.64 |
| 交わす | 1 | 3.24 |
| 落とし | 1 | 3.24 |
| 息 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 出る | 1 | 2.34 |
| でしかない | 1 | 3.42 |
| 参謀本部 | 1 | 4.82 |
| 引っ込める | 1 | 4.17 |
| ですか | 1 | 2.36 |
| ピーチ | 1 | 4.14 |
| 貢献 | 1 | 4.04 |
| 事情 | 1 | 3.01 |
| せる | 1 | 2.17 |
| 唸る | 1 | 3.65 |
| 歳 | 1 | 2.78 |
| 勢いよく | 1 | 3.60 |
| 州 | 1 | 3.86 |
| 気遣い | 1 | 3.79 |
| 担当 | 1 | 3.35 |
| 自然 | 1 | 3.04 |
| 背後 | 1 | 2.92 |
| 思う | 1 | 1.61 |
| 現 | 1 | 3.67 |
| 口走る | 1 | 4.25 |
| 未来 | 1 | 3.08 |
| 全身 | 1 | 2.97 |
| 防弾ガラス | 1 | 5.92 |
| 現代 | 1 | 3.57 |
| お方 | 1 | 3.78 |
| という訳だ | 1 | 3.52 |
| 最適解 | 1 | 4.74 |
| リスク | 1 | 3.71 |
| 側から | 1 | 3.82 |
| 花園 | 1 | 4.31 |
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