White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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貫く13.25
13.85
意外13.21
ノー13.90
13.36
言える12.62
かも12.76
すかさず13.89
多価13.57
吸い込み14.59
人生13.17
13.86
打ち荷13.13
孤立14.21
滅相14.94
裏側14.14
称える14.46
同時に12.65
医員13.06
片時も14.95
12.07
すべき13.46
当て13.21
働く13.07
産声を上げる15.82
固結16.81
外す13.17
12.78
喋る13.37
おー13.71
また12.19
かなり12.54
丸出し14.42
上げる12.58
13.40
今度12.69
歩度12.23
何という13.57
打ち込む13.87
誓い13.96
より良い14.34
と言った12.53
12.82
12.88
士官学校14.40
支配13.31
航空14.04
試合13.24
スタイル13.70
13.18
決定13.43
非常に12.99
13.42
花園14.31
何の12.78
ちゃ12.92
花烏賊13.22
気づく12.78
走る12.77
現象13.59
棄てる14.86
使命13.96
危険12.75
元々12.91
申し訳ない13.42
12.31
早足14.34
回避12.93
と言うより13.10
弾み14.92
ポジション14.07
抜け出す13.74
経験12.96
救う13.16
食い13.66
引き締まる14.50
13.06
怒号14.11
なれば12.99
美しい12.99
引っ込める14.17
手の甲14.14
12.72
ママ13.75
これまで13.00
願望14.14
熱烈14.50
13.25
あられもない15.16
挿入15.05
12.68
側から13.82
自分でも13.59
離れる12.83
容易い13.61
だの13.51
似る13.03
敬意13.96
学ぶ13.35

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