White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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変わった13.19
大きく12.61
働く13.07
越え13.58
12.68
第二13.20
はずだ12.64
すまん13.60
早足14.34
紛れもない14.37
12.44
12.78
いるか12.92
独身貴族15.64
なの12.22
しか12.33
大穴14.16
如何にも13.22
無き者15.48
飛び出す13.50
軽蔑14.31
ひび割れ14.63
滅相14.94
ルネサンス16.01
ヒザ15.48
気づく12.78
先週14.47
会談13.89
暗闇13.45
より良い14.34
失敗13.02
丸出し14.42
倒れ込む13.92
踏み入る14.52
弛め14.99
なれば12.99
画家14.30
12.73
思案13.80
軽い12.69
平和13.39
駆けつける13.76
行く11.99
考えてみれば13.87
求める13.21
立ち去る13.70
直ぐに12.43
全世界14.52
15.15
伸ばす13.00
隠れる13.64
ご覧13.89
円形14.14
上げ12.67
出す12.43
もて14.27
立ち13.49
待つ12.41
だの13.51
本当12.77
なのだ12.41
12.13
尾張14.25
飛躍14.68
萎れる14.88
ヴィーナス15.54
偉大13.79
角度13.90
ピエロ14.66
激しい13.10
企む13.95
大国13.76
書く12.69
11.75
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自称13.91
警戒12.92
試合13.24
に連れ13.76
患う14.71
主に13.41
話し12.77
喋る13.37
入隊14.40
無事13.09
パニック14.02
実戦13.62
離婚14.28
14.68
国家13.34
母親13.18
お陰で13.60
しかして14.37
しょぼくれる15.04
慌てる12.84
揺れ13.49
職人13.35
視点13.59
部分12.81

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