White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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揺れ13.49
とした事が14.51
受賞者15.91
同時に12.65
かき乱す14.71
真っ向から14.13
出切る12.24
ルネサンス16.01
気持ち12.61
関わる13.17
えっ12.85
深夜13.90
地元14.05
締める14.45
早足14.34
挿入15.05
アメリカ人15.05
ポーズ13.86
辛さ14.33
ばかり12.53
待ち望む14.44
歩き13.21
崖崩れ15.33
懺悔14.52
検討13.86
行う12.53
主に13.41
頼み13.67
気迫14.19
暴君14.41
置き13.70
飛躍14.68
証明13.41
待つ12.41
短い13.10
負ける13.03
同郷14.46
破壊力13.93
よし12.94
寝る間も惜しんで15.26
格好13.19
と言うより13.10
当たり13.81
円形14.14
浮き上がる14.22
引き締まる14.50
そう11.75
越え13.58
卒業13.55
一心14.63
なのに12.74
拒む13.94
防弾ガラス15.92
何処12.58
治める13.81
竟に13.29
ては12.43
される12.48
手々13.09
口ずさむ14.66
未来13.08
示唆14.01
美しさ13.72
構え13.16
次第に13.63
哭く12.05
下院議員17.05
類13.25
変わった13.19
益々14.37
見慣れる13.67
思い12.61
背後12.92
食いぶち16.15
揺れる13.45
飲み込み14.25
手も足も出ない14.91
多々13.95
何なのか13.86
密偵14.32
そこまで12.73
秘め事15.69
進出14.33
真っ二つに13.97
考えてみれば13.87
忘れる12.74
実戦13.62
弛め14.99
確認12.44
頼む12.70
身をよじる15.09
申し訳ない13.42
ミリ14.20
での12.60
さらけ出す14.68
そうこうしている内に14.33
片13.98
現象13.59
誤魔化す13.56

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