White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
気が済む14.67
飲み込み14.25
ネタ13.78
損ねる14.06
寝る間も惜しんで15.26
すれば12.59
切手13.64
目蓋14.22
持つ12.02
上げ12.67
気遣い13.79
崖崩れ15.33
言える12.62
投げ捨てる14.07
11.71
12.96
密偵14.32
まま12.40
先週14.47
冷え14.00
消える12.71
見事13.20
出る12.34
対象13.14
赤い12.81
そうこうしている内に14.33
多々13.95
思う11.61
格好13.19
彷彿14.39
回り13.63
お尻14.02
多価13.57
支配13.31
頼む12.70
同時に12.65
注目13.52
赤々14.78
理想的14.31
お方13.78
ですが12.62
決定13.43
皮肉る15.11
獲物13.35
強靭14.05
抑え13.28
張り13.82
行く11.99
12.93
14.10
怒り12.96
恨む13.75
だから何だ14.84
紛れもない14.37
日々13.25
何という13.57
添える13.65
これにより14.27
今度12.69
申し訳ない13.42
ごと13.29
11.75
混乱13.09
花園14.31
無理12.63
例えるなら14.29
孤立14.21
緊急事態14.23
13.34
如く13.59
ダメ12.93
どう見ても13.66
ミッション14.48
回避12.93
弾み14.92
離婚14.28
下ろす13.29
である11.76
打ち荷13.13
睨み付ける13.91
揺れる13.45
14.85
偉大13.79
達し13.97
早速13.13
願望14.14
伊艦13.62
そして11.87
同郷14.46
狭し14.33
スタイル13.70
前に12.25
辛さ14.33
拒む13.94
極め14.64
スーツ姿14.79
揺れ13.49
まさか12.68
たどり着く13.62
視点13.59

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