White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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緊急事態14.23
振動13.60
純真無垢15.10
紛れもない14.37
場合12.60
自称13.91
勝る14.04
なのだ12.41
12.72
心から13.54
揺れる13.45
をいい事に14.65
思考13.07
カトリック教会16.18
多々13.95
側から13.82
バランス13.55
多大13.92
担当13.35
開く12.63
収め13.80
手も足も出ない14.91
知る12.11
感じる12.58
クルクル14.55
画家14.30
甚だしい14.51
作る12.24
独占欲14.73
引っ込める14.17
引っぱたく15.10
締める14.45
しょぼくれる15.04
最適13.96
哭く12.05
怒り12.96
のめり込む14.81
14.77
損ねる14.06
事になる12.71
不満13.21
何処12.58
無事13.09
抜け出る14.58
拒む13.94
世界平和15.05
何なの13.66
都市化13.34
強靭14.05
揺れ13.49
ずっと12.68
美しい12.99
理解12.49
その場12.86
警備員14.33
真っ二つに13.97
傾向13.77
される12.48
意外13.21
ちょっと12.29
13.06
13.09
12.93
何という13.57
12.47
飛躍14.68
申し訳ない13.42
引きちぎる14.47
お強請り14.61
時間12.25
フッ13.69
現象13.59
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挑む13.33
もの11.96
しかも12.72
すべき13.46
に連れ13.76
抑え13.28
切手13.64
12.78
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国民13.58
により12.99
リスク13.71
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高い12.51
貝殻14.71
理想的14.31
慎重13.46
打ち荷13.13
リーダー13.32
解る13.37
伊艦13.62
12.73
硬い13.44
発展13.51

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