White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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おー13.71
馬鹿げる14.81
持つ12.02
溢れる13.55
例えるなら14.29
受賞者15.91
たまに13.27
すると12.35
なんてこと13.56
ては12.43
締める14.45
回避12.93
歩き13.21
添える13.65
引っぱたく15.10
紛れもない14.37
しっかり12.79
押さえ13.44
変え13.14
事になる12.71
外部13.73
足音13.51
しょぼくれる15.04
出る12.34
ファイト14.66
卑怯13.91
ミリ14.20
これにより14.27
こめかみ14.12
下手13.26
何度13.72
12.78
視点13.59
理性13.79
での12.60
フッ13.69
隠れる13.64
出切る12.24
其れだけ12.66
言うところの14.24
パリン15.21
交わす13.24
すら12.67
ハイリスク・ハイリターン15.93
世界情勢15.16
畜生13.83
敬意13.96
歴代14.13
輝き13.35
貢献14.04
日々13.25
13.00
平和13.39
僧徒13.73
スーツ姿14.79
12.64
侵入13.44
12.72
15.15
神話13.86
廊下13.30
12.29
酔う13.78
買う12.81
思い12.61
殊に12.16
悪い12.37
当て13.21
真っ二つ14.97
幾度14.33
患う14.71
11.99
実戦13.62
囲み14.43
大国13.76
13.32
なるほど12.67
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解る13.37
使令16.36
ミサイル14.21
何なの13.66
頼み13.67
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消える12.71
花烏賊13.22
納得12.79
ジョーク14.59
気迫14.19
物の13.83
心から13.54
試合13.24
12.93
より12.31
混乱13.09
バランス13.55
ものだから13.61
信頼13.23
要請13.74

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