White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

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立ち13.49
ちゃ12.92
例えるなら14.29
早足14.34
物12.51
花園14.31
経済的14.45
息12.82
伝う13.97
あり得ない13.35
軽蔑14.31
隠れる13.64
歴14.35
挑む13.33
現代13.57
歳12.78
物の13.83
注目13.52
会談13.89
はたまた14.22
ばかり12.53
為12.86
尾張14.25
現象13.59
学ぶ13.35
時期13.35
ピーチ14.14
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空き14.11
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思う11.61
ざ14.59
欲13.67
上げ12.67
駄弁15.17
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傾15.15
神話13.86
好き勝手13.90
手の甲14.14
ごと13.29
ポジション14.07
ようだ12.24
へと12.14
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開く12.63
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漏れ13.65
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嘘12.93
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先12.68
そう言う12.36
余計13.16
でしかない13.42
隣12.64
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ですが12.62
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飛び出す13.50
頼む12.70
汚14.68
配属14.22
爆弾13.82
皮肉る15.11
一心14.63

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