# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 恋 | 1 | 3.39 |
| 稲妻 | 1 | 4.14 |
| 示唆 | 1 | 4.01 |
| 硬い | 1 | 3.44 |
| 無理 | 1 | 2.63 |
| 飲み込む | 1 | 3.44 |
| ご覧 | 1 | 3.89 |
| 航空 | 1 | 4.04 |
| よな | 1 | 2.69 |
| 紛れもない | 1 | 4.37 |
| 今にも | 1 | 3.62 |
| ものだから | 1 | 3.61 |
| 交渉 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 司令官 | 1 | 4.00 |
| こめかみ | 1 | 4.12 |
| 真っ二つ | 1 | 4.97 |
| 海外派兵 | 1 | 6.99 |
| 廊下 | 1 | 3.30 |
| 今度 | 1 | 2.69 |
| 送り | 1 | 3.90 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| 構え | 1 | 3.16 |
| 反らす | 1 | 4.19 |
| 戦術 | 1 | 3.67 |
| ぶちかます | 1 | 4.91 |
| 見事 | 1 | 3.20 |
| 虎 | 1 | 3.40 |
| 人生 | 1 | 3.17 |
| なのです | 1 | 2.91 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 甚だしい | 1 | 4.51 |
| 裏側 | 1 | 4.14 |
| 助け | 1 | 3.10 |
| 輸入 | 1 | 4.37 |
| 幼い | 1 | 3.35 |
| 手々 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 溢れる | 1 | 3.55 |
| 後頭部 | 1 | 3.97 |
| なの | 1 | 2.22 |
| 先 | 1 | 2.68 |
| ロシア人 | 1 | 5.49 |
| 文化人 | 1 | 5.64 |
| 懇願 | 1 | 3.92 |
| ピーチ | 1 | 4.14 |
| 皮肉 | 1 | 3.76 |
| 立ち | 1 | 3.49 |
| 真っ向から | 1 | 4.13 |
| 花園 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 吐き出す | 1 | 3.41 |
| 働く | 1 | 3.07 |
| ハイリスク・ハイリターン | 1 | 5.93 |
| 突き出し | 1 | 3.99 |
| 挟む | 1 | 3.31 |
| 事情 | 1 | 3.01 |
| 茶褐色 | 1 | 5.21 |
| 防弾ガラス | 1 | 5.92 |
| 隣 | 1 | 2.64 |
| 変色 | 1 | 4.40 |
| おー | 1 | 3.71 |
| 切手 | 1 | 3.64 |
| わ | 1 | 2.11 |
| 何でも | 1 | 3.05 |
| 物の | 1 | 3.83 |
| 類 | 1 | 3.25 |
| しっかり | 1 | 2.79 |
| 思考 | 1 | 3.07 |
| どう見ても | 1 | 3.66 |
| 地元 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 危険 | 1 | 2.75 |
| 何の | 1 | 2.78 |
| 出産 | 1 | 4.07 |
| 試合 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 差 | 1 | 3.06 |
| ひっくり返る | 1 | 4.23 |
| 侵入 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 雪 | 1 | 3.11 |
| 勝利 | 1 | 2.88 |
| 秘め事 | 1 | 5.69 |
| 後で | 1 | 2.94 |
| 対象 | 1 | 3.14 |
| 知らせ | 1 | 3.68 |
| 地中 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 参謀本部 | 1 | 4.82 |
| 振動 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 意外 | 1 | 3.21 |
| しかも | 1 | 2.72 |
| 飛び出す | 1 | 3.50 |
| クルクル | 1 | 4.55 |
| 不快 | 1 | 3.73 |
| ざ | 1 | 4.59 |
| てる | 1 | 1.65 |
| 馬鹿げる | 1 | 4.81 |
| 激しい | 1 | 3.10 |
| 誰 | 1 | 2.78 |
| ネタ | 1 | 3.78 |
| んん | 1 | 3.70 |
| ○ | 1 | 3.50 |
| 収め | 1 | 3.80 |
| 海外 | 1 | 4.19 |
| 損ねる | 1 | 4.06 |
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