# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 切手 | 1 | 3.64 |
| おー | 1 | 3.71 |
| 馬鹿げる | 1 | 4.81 |
| 持つ | 1 | 2.02 |
| 溢れる | 1 | 3.55 |
| 例えるなら | 1 | 4.29 |
| 受賞者 | 1 | 5.91 |
| たまに | 1 | 3.27 |
| すると | 1 | 2.35 |
| なんてこと | 1 | 3.56 |
| ては | 1 | 2.43 |
| 締める | 1 | 4.45 |
| 回避 | 1 | 2.93 |
| 歩き | 1 | 3.21 |
| 添える | 1 | 3.65 |
| 引っぱたく | 1 | 5.10 |
| 紛れもない | 1 | 4.37 |
| しっかり | 1 | 2.79 |
| 押さえ | 1 | 3.44 |
| 変え | 1 | 3.14 |
| 事になる | 1 | 2.71 |
| 外部 | 1 | 3.73 |
| 足音 | 1 | 3.51 |
| しょぼくれる | 1 | 5.04 |
| 出る | 1 | 2.34 |
| ファイト | 1 | 4.66 |
| 卑怯 | 1 | 3.91 |
| ミリ | 1 | 4.20 |
| これにより | 1 | 4.27 |
| こめかみ | 1 | 4.12 |
| 下手 | 1 | 3.26 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 誰 | 1 | 2.78 |
| 視点 | 1 | 3.59 |
| 理性 | 1 | 3.79 |
| での | 1 | 2.60 |
| フッ | 1 | 3.69 |
| 隠れる | 1 | 3.64 |
| 出切る | 1 | 2.24 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 言うところの | 1 | 4.24 |
| パリン | 1 | 5.21 |
| 交わす | 1 | 3.24 |
| すら | 1 | 2.67 |
| ハイリスク・ハイリターン | 1 | 5.93 |
| 世界情勢 | 1 | 5.16 |
| 畜生 | 1 | 3.83 |
| 敬意 | 1 | 3.96 |
| 歴代 | 1 | 4.13 |
| 輝き | 1 | 3.35 |
| 貢献 | 1 | 4.04 |
| 日々 | 1 | 3.25 |
| 背 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 平和 | 1 | 3.39 |
| 僧徒 | 1 | 3.73 |
| スーツ姿 | 1 | 4.79 |
| 隣 | 1 | 2.64 |
| 侵入 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 等 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 傾 | 1 | 5.15 |
| 神話 | 1 | 3.86 |
| 廊下 | 1 | 3.30 |
| ー | 1 | 2.29 |
| 酔う | 1 | 3.78 |
| 買う | 1 | 2.81 |
| 思い | 1 | 2.61 |
| 殊に | 1 | 2.16 |
| 悪い | 1 | 2.37 |
| 当て | 1 | 3.21 |
| 真っ二つ | 1 | 4.97 |
| 幾度 | 1 | 4.33 |
| 患う | 1 | 4.71 |
| 目 | 1 | 1.99 |
| 実戦 | 1 | 3.62 |
| 囲み | 1 | 4.43 |
| 大国 | 1 | 3.76 |
| 度 | 1 | 3.32 |
| なるほど | 1 | 2.67 |
| 脳内 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 解る | 1 | 3.37 |
| 使令 | 1 | 6.36 |
| ミサイル | 1 | 4.21 |
| 何なの | 1 | 3.66 |
| 頼み | 1 | 3.67 |
| 離婚 | 1 | 4.28 |
| 消える | 1 | 2.71 |
| 花烏賊 | 1 | 3.22 |
| 納得 | 1 | 2.79 |
| ジョーク | 1 | 4.59 |
| 気迫 | 1 | 4.19 |
| 物の | 1 | 3.83 |
| 心から | 1 | 3.54 |
| 試合 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 嘘 | 1 | 2.93 |
| より | 1 | 2.31 |
| 混乱 | 1 | 3.09 |
| バランス | 1 | 3.55 |
| ものだから | 1 | 3.61 |
| 信頼 | 1 | 3.23 |
| 要請 | 1 | 3.74 |
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