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にのい・しち # A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
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|---|---|---|
| 両 | 1 | 3.38 |
| 恥じらい | 1 | 4.68 |
| 遂げる | 1 | 4.02 |
| ご覧 | 1 | 3.89 |
| より | 1 | 2.31 |
| 立ち | 1 | 3.49 |
| 慎重 | 1 | 3.46 |
| そこまで | 1 | 2.73 |
| 等 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 大きく | 1 | 2.61 |
| 円 | 1 | 3.34 |
| 出す | 1 | 2.43 |
| 視線 | 1 | 2.32 |
| 滅相 | 1 | 4.94 |
| 産声を上げる | 1 | 5.82 |
| 固結 | 1 | 6.81 |
| 把握 | 1 | 3.17 |
| 肉 | 1 | 2.78 |
| みたいな | 1 | 2.70 |
| 先 | 1 | 2.68 |
| 花園 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 立案 | 1 | 4.51 |
| なの | 1 | 2.22 |
| 腰 | 1 | 2.88 |
| 達し | 1 | 3.97 |
| はずだ | 1 | 2.64 |
| 理性 | 1 | 3.79 |
| さぁ | 1 | 3.31 |
| 経歴 | 1 | 4.29 |
| 昨晩 | 1 | 3.98 |
| てる | 1 | 1.65 |
| 若々しい | 1 | 4.56 |
| 多大 | 1 | 3.92 |
| 吸い込み | 1 | 4.59 |
| 赤い | 1 | 2.81 |
| 国家 | 1 | 3.34 |
| 部分 | 1 | 2.81 |
| 甚だしい | 1 | 4.51 |
| 待ち望む | 1 | 4.44 |
| 美しさ | 1 | 3.72 |
| だから何だ | 1 | 4.84 |
| 手も足も出ない | 1 | 4.91 |
| 深夜 | 1 | 3.90 |
| 意外 | 1 | 3.21 |
| 数えきれない | 1 | 4.64 |
| 描く | 1 | 3.10 |
| 類 | 1 | 3.25 |
| 目 | 1 | 1.99 |
| 殊に | 1 | 2.16 |
| 見惚れる | 1 | 4.04 |
| ヴィーナス | 1 | 5.54 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 海軍特殊部隊 | 1 | 6.75 |
| 硬い | 1 | 3.44 |
| こそ | 1 | 2.75 |
| 広がる | 1 | 3.00 |
| 上院議員 | 1 | 6.28 |
| 睨み付ける | 1 | 3.91 |
| 飲み込む | 1 | 3.44 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 親 | 1 | 3.18 |
| お側 | 1 | 4.55 |
| 申し訳ない | 1 | 3.42 |
| ここ | 1 | 2.11 |
| 前 | 1 | 2.31 |
| おー | 1 | 3.71 |
| 理解 | 1 | 2.49 |
| 派兵 | 1 | 4.81 |
| 抑え | 1 | 3.28 |
| 今度 | 1 | 2.69 |
| 伝える | 1 | 2.98 |
| 護衛 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 付 | 1 | 3.29 |
| クルクル | 1 | 4.55 |
| 例え | 1 | 3.46 |
| ごと | 1 | 3.29 |
| カトリック教会 | 1 | 6.18 |
| 背 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 現象 | 1 | 3.59 |
| 張り | 1 | 3.82 |
| 自称 | 1 | 3.91 |
| なるほど | 1 | 2.67 |
| 現役 | 1 | 4.17 |
| 無き者 | 1 | 5.48 |
| 走る | 1 | 2.77 |
| また | 1 | 2.19 |
| 円形 | 1 | 4.14 |
| 場合 | 1 | 2.60 |
| 上げ | 1 | 2.67 |
| 不 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 余計 | 1 | 3.16 |
| 角度 | 1 | 3.90 |
| ぶちかます | 1 | 4.91 |
| 貝殻 | 1 | 4.71 |
| 駆けつける | 1 | 3.76 |
| 背後 | 1 | 2.92 |
| 子供 | 1 | 2.60 |
| 収まりがつかない | 1 | 5.85 |
| をいい事に | 1 | 4.65 |
| 殿 | 1 | 2.18 |
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