White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どんな12.69
例え話15.26
立案14.51
首振り15.65
抱く12.83
構え13.16
廊下13.30
しゃがむ14.12
手首13.69
気迫14.19
14.77
侵入13.44
影響13.05
来る12.08
これまで13.00
排除13.51
立ち去る13.70
獲物13.35
そう言う12.36
話しかける13.15
14.85
国民13.58
花園14.31
12.43
ご覧13.89
理性13.79
12.86
吸い上げる14.81
13.36
危険12.75
チャンピオン14.81
出す12.43
破壊力13.93
とも12.37
よし12.94
クス13.88
軽蔑14.31
視点13.59
海外14.19
選ぶ12.84
収まりがつかない15.85
クルクル14.55
交わす13.24
ちゃ12.92
第二13.20
叫び声13.71
短い13.10
により12.99
怒号14.11
打ち荷13.13
13.93
ぶちかます14.91
大穴14.16
変え13.14
付ける13.02
ここ12.11
に対して12.68
ては12.43
其れだけ12.66
13.11
今にも13.62
ボクシング14.91
失敗13.02
イライラ14.14
待ち望む14.44
真逆14.18
12.78
ピエロ14.66
ちょっと12.29
狭し14.33
しかも12.72
14.59
助けて13.13
ノー13.90
飲み込み14.25
把握13.17
女神12.98
12.82
12.85
ひっくり返る14.23
食いぶち16.15
現代13.57
続く12.90
萎れる14.88
13.50
緊急13.80
なんてこと13.56
再生13.44
称える14.46
はたまた14.22
あり得ない13.35
感動13.58
ごと13.29
足音13.51
主に13.41
ある意味13.54
でしかない13.42
其れこそ13.06
疲れ13.16
転身15.04

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