White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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背13.00
防弾ガラス15.92
かっけぇ15.77
添える13.65
感動13.58
ボクシング14.91
実戦13.62
貫く13.25
胎児15.00
神話13.86
医員13.06
だの13.51
伊艦13.62
はたまた14.22
覗く13.34
誓い13.96
足音13.51
例え13.46
赤々14.78
函14.85
探る13.44
傾15.15
バランス13.55
開く12.63
弛め14.99
雪13.11
ですから12.87
これまで13.00
せる12.17
後12.36
照り返し15.24
思考13.07
例え話15.26
そこまで12.73
公家14.33
称え14.37
なのに12.74
影響13.05
獲物13.35
危険12.75
花烏賊13.22
お陰で13.60
リスク13.71
対象13.14
解る13.37
失敗13.02
作る12.24
イライラ14.14
気が済む14.67
蹂躙13.73
伏せ13.66
物思いにふける15.60
自分でも13.59
怒号14.11
でしかない13.42
あられもない15.16
人生13.17
何処12.58
飛躍14.68
とんでもない13.37
幾度となく14.27
一人12.46
引きちぎる14.47
患う14.71
独身14.28
立ち13.49
食い13.66
させる12.36
高い12.51
買う12.81
要請13.74
はずだ12.64
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伝説13.51
独身貴族15.64
紅12.93
漏れ13.65
欲13.67
格好13.19
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似る13.03
離婚14.28
に対して12.68
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歴14.35
益々14.37
頬っぺた14.70
クス13.88
本当12.77
僧徒13.73
時間12.25
怒り12.96
リーダー13.32
弾み14.92
治める13.81
手渡す13.71

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