# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| どんな | 1 | 2.69 |
| 例え話 | 1 | 5.26 |
| 立案 | 1 | 4.51 |
| 首振り | 1 | 5.65 |
| 抱く | 1 | 2.83 |
| 構え | 1 | 3.16 |
| 廊下 | 1 | 3.30 |
| しゃがむ | 1 | 4.12 |
| 手首 | 1 | 3.69 |
| 気迫 | 1 | 4.19 |
| O | 1 | 4.77 |
| 侵入 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 影響 | 1 | 3.05 |
| 来る | 1 | 2.08 |
| これまで | 1 | 3.00 |
| 排除 | 1 | 3.51 |
| 立ち去る | 1 | 3.70 |
| 獲物 | 1 | 3.35 |
| そう言う | 1 | 2.36 |
| 話しかける | 1 | 3.15 |
| 函 | 1 | 4.85 |
| 国民 | 1 | 3.58 |
| 花園 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 間 | 1 | 2.43 |
| ご覧 | 1 | 3.89 |
| 理性 | 1 | 3.79 |
| 頬 | 1 | 2.86 |
| 吸い上げる | 1 | 4.81 |
| る | 1 | 3.36 |
| 危険 | 1 | 2.75 |
| チャンピオン | 1 | 4.81 |
| 出す | 1 | 2.43 |
| 破壊力 | 1 | 3.93 |
| とも | 1 | 2.37 |
| よし | 1 | 2.94 |
| クス | 1 | 3.88 |
| 軽蔑 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 視点 | 1 | 3.59 |
| 海外 | 1 | 4.19 |
| 選ぶ | 1 | 2.84 |
| 収まりがつかない | 1 | 5.85 |
| クルクル | 1 | 4.55 |
| 交わす | 1 | 3.24 |
| ちゃ | 1 | 2.92 |
| 第二 | 1 | 3.20 |
| 叫び声 | 1 | 3.71 |
| 短い | 1 | 3.10 |
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| 怒号 | 1 | 4.11 |
| 打ち荷 | 1 | 3.13 |
| 期 | 1 | 3.93 |
| ぶちかます | 1 | 4.91 |
| 大穴 | 1 | 4.16 |
| 変え | 1 | 3.14 |
| 付ける | 1 | 3.02 |
| ここ | 1 | 2.11 |
| に対して | 1 | 2.68 |
| ては | 1 | 2.43 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 雪 | 1 | 3.11 |
| 今にも | 1 | 3.62 |
| ボクシング | 1 | 4.91 |
| 失敗 | 1 | 3.02 |
| イライラ | 1 | 4.14 |
| 待ち望む | 1 | 4.44 |
| 真逆 | 1 | 4.18 |
| 肉 | 1 | 2.78 |
| ピエロ | 1 | 4.66 |
| ちょっと | 1 | 2.29 |
| 狭し | 1 | 4.33 |
| しかも | 1 | 2.72 |
| ざ | 1 | 4.59 |
| 助けて | 1 | 3.13 |
| ノー | 1 | 3.90 |
| 飲み込み | 1 | 4.25 |
| 把握 | 1 | 3.17 |
| 女神 | 1 | 2.98 |
| 息 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 共 | 1 | 2.85 |
| ひっくり返る | 1 | 4.23 |
| 食いぶち | 1 | 6.15 |
| 現代 | 1 | 3.57 |
| 続く | 1 | 2.90 |
| 萎れる | 1 | 4.88 |
| ○ | 1 | 3.50 |
| 緊急 | 1 | 3.80 |
| なんてこと | 1 | 3.56 |
| 再生 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 称える | 1 | 4.46 |
| はたまた | 1 | 4.22 |
| あり得ない | 1 | 3.35 |
| 感動 | 1 | 3.58 |
| ごと | 1 | 3.29 |
| 足音 | 1 | 3.51 |
| 主に | 1 | 3.41 |
| ある意味 | 1 | 3.54 |
| でしかない | 1 | 3.42 |
| 其れこそ | 1 | 3.06 |
| 疲れ | 1 | 3.16 |
| 転身 | 1 | 5.04 |
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