White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
申し訳ない13.42
信頼13.23
付ける13.02
気迫14.19
功績13.71
治める13.81
求める13.21
右腕13.47
もの11.96
収まりがつかない15.85
助けて13.13
でしかない13.42
に対して12.68
のめり込む14.81
経済的14.45
ちゃ12.92
しかも12.72
ピーチ14.14
酔う13.78
消える12.71
貫く13.25
裸足14.63
美しさ13.72
ピエロ14.66
一心14.63
見る12.00
選ぶ12.84
尽力14.16
何という13.57
伝う13.97
何処12.58
域13.85
相手12.18
脳13.60
沈む13.38
滅相14.94
みたいな12.70
早速13.13
物の13.83
おっしゃる通り14.52
もて14.27
すかさず13.89
そう11.75
考え深い16.59
発する13.43
雪13.11
孤立14.21
畜生13.83
格好13.19
伏せ13.66
多大13.92
輸入14.37
文化人15.64
馬鹿げる14.81
激しい13.10
睨み付ける13.91
難しい12.74
ミリ14.20
すると12.35
化12.96
返す12.90
吐き出す13.41
引きちぎる14.47
強固13.94
重さ13.66
あられもない15.16
其れこそ13.06
付13.29
その物13.04
女神12.98
全世界14.52
回避12.93
により12.99
蹂躙13.73
眼13.16
別12.74
決定13.43
や11.75
持ち主13.54
に取って12.44
右13.20
低い12.95
ま12.85
関わる13.17
後12.36
得12.96
お陰で13.60
破壊力13.93
での12.60
ファイト14.66
頭12.23
虎13.40
パリン15.21
はたまた14.22
なのだ12.41
確認12.44
いい加減13.56
円形14.14
吸い込み14.59
先12.68

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