White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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一人12.46
意外13.21
国内13.61
飛び出す13.50
司令官14.00
口走る14.25
先週14.47
13.86
検討13.86
どう見ても13.66
恨む13.75
スキャンダル14.98
二位13.39
時代13.09
暴君14.41
12.29
伝説13.51
数名13.87
損ねる14.06
ありがとう12.86
解す14.28
失礼しました14.18
構え13.16
現象13.59
ボクシング14.91
お方13.78
12.24
である11.76
出る12.34
こう12.92
12.82
理解12.49
なのだ12.41
変え13.14
でしかない13.42
歩き13.21
懇願13.92
海外14.19
重さ13.66
卑怯13.91
離れる12.83
降って13.71
目の前12.63
使う12.10
引きちぎる14.47
発する13.43
挑む13.33
落とし13.24
かも12.76
アリ地獄16.59
航空14.04
打ち込む13.87
酔う13.78
ミッション14.48
手渡す13.71
弛め14.99
12.97
士官学校14.40
伊艦13.62
狭し14.33
受賞者15.91
ご覧13.89
幼い13.35
出す12.43
てる11.65
12.74
すっぽり14.30
13.00
そうこうしている内に14.33
使令16.36
日々13.25
12.85
13.95
獲物13.35
転身15.04
示唆14.01
何という13.57
なれば12.99
怒号14.11
へと12.14
ハッキリ13.86
見慣れる13.67
締める14.45
と言った12.53
12.90
打ち荷13.13
其れだけ12.66
プロボクサー16.07
花烏賊13.22
上げ12.67
入り13.18
ほら13.02
画家14.30
第二13.20
侵入13.44
12.75
隠れる13.64
同郷14.46
何度13.72

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