# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| かも | 1 | 2.76 |
| 離れる | 1 | 2.83 |
| 嘘 | 1 | 2.93 |
| や | 1 | 1.75 |
| 裸体 | 1 | 4.76 |
| とんでもない | 1 | 3.37 |
| 警戒 | 1 | 2.92 |
| 説明 | 1 | 2.63 |
| はずだ | 1 | 2.64 |
| 不満 | 1 | 3.21 |
| 失 | 1 | 4.10 |
| 目の前 | 1 | 2.63 |
| 配属 | 1 | 4.22 |
| かき乱す | 1 | 4.71 |
| ダンス | 1 | 3.76 |
| より良い | 1 | 4.34 |
| 患う | 1 | 4.71 |
| ポーズ | 1 | 3.86 |
| 左派 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 卒業 | 1 | 3.55 |
| 付 | 1 | 3.29 |
| ミュージシャン | 1 | 5.70 |
| 初めて | 1 | 2.64 |
| 突きだす | 1 | 4.79 |
| 崖崩れ | 1 | 5.33 |
| 戦場 | 1 | 3.04 |
| パリン | 1 | 5.21 |
| ロックンロール | 1 | 6.02 |
| 入隊 | 1 | 4.40 |
| 同郷 | 1 | 4.46 |
| なのです | 1 | 2.91 |
| しか | 1 | 2.33 |
| 重い | 1 | 3.10 |
| 我が国 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 崩す | 1 | 3.45 |
| 強固 | 1 | 3.94 |
| 経験 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 自然 | 1 | 3.04 |
| み | 1 | 2.97 |
| 頬 | 1 | 2.86 |
| 文化人 | 1 | 5.64 |
| 全身 | 1 | 2.97 |
| 士官学校 | 1 | 4.40 |
| 遂げる | 1 | 4.02 |
| かな | 1 | 2.42 |
| 奇行 | 1 | 4.54 |
| 低い | 1 | 2.95 |
| 機能 | 1 | 3.28 |
| 回避 | 1 | 2.93 |
| 誰 | 1 | 2.78 |
| ハッキリ | 1 | 3.86 |
| 真っ二つ | 1 | 4.97 |
| 凝 | 1 | 4.49 |
| 本気で | 1 | 3.19 |
| 赤々 | 1 | 4.78 |
| 昨晩 | 1 | 3.98 |
| 早足 | 1 | 4.34 |
| 吐き出す | 1 | 3.41 |
| 立ち去る | 1 | 3.70 |
| まま | 1 | 2.40 |
| 申し訳ない | 1 | 3.42 |
| 兵士 | 1 | 2.77 |
| 忙殺 | 1 | 5.03 |
| 物 | 1 | 2.51 |
| 打ち込む | 1 | 3.87 |
| 吸い込み | 1 | 4.59 |
| 海外派兵 | 1 | 6.99 |
| 甚だしい | 1 | 4.51 |
| 記事 | 1 | 4.28 |
| 勝利 | 1 | 2.88 |
| 手の甲 | 1 | 4.14 |
| よな | 1 | 2.69 |
| 考えてみれば | 1 | 3.87 |
| こそ | 1 | 2.75 |
| 裸足 | 1 | 4.63 |
| 式 | 1 | 3.25 |
| ルネサンス | 1 | 6.01 |
| とした事が | 1 | 4.51 |
| 囲み | 1 | 4.43 |
| 誤魔化す | 1 | 3.56 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| あられもない | 1 | 5.16 |
| ミッション | 1 | 4.48 |
| 変色 | 1 | 4.40 |
| 位置 | 1 | 2.95 |
| 両 | 1 | 3.38 |
| 護衛 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 歩き | 1 | 3.21 |
| ひっくり返る | 1 | 4.23 |
| 無理 | 1 | 2.63 |
| 思考 | 1 | 3.07 |
| ダメ | 1 | 2.93 |
| 振動 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 解る | 1 | 3.37 |
| 母親 | 1 | 3.18 |
| 数えきれない | 1 | 4.64 |
| ドア | 1 | 3.15 |
| クルクル | 1 | 4.55 |
| 変わった | 1 | 3.19 |
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