White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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離れる12.83
12.93
11.75
裸体14.76
とんでもない13.37
警戒12.92
説明12.63
はずだ12.64
不満13.21
14.10
目の前12.63
配属14.22
かき乱す14.71
ダンス13.76
より良い14.34
患う14.71
ポーズ13.86
左派13.44
卒業13.55
13.29
ミュージシャン15.70
初めて12.64
突きだす14.79
崖崩れ15.33
戦場13.04
パリン15.21
ロックンロール16.02
入隊14.40
同郷14.46
なのです12.91
しか12.33
重い13.10
我が国13.61
崩す13.45
強固13.94
経験12.96
自然13.04
12.97
12.86
文化人15.64
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士官学校14.40
遂げる14.02
かな12.42
奇行14.54
低い12.95
機能13.28
回避12.93
12.78
ハッキリ13.86
真っ二つ14.97
14.49
本気で13.19
赤々14.78
昨晩13.98
早足14.34
吐き出す13.41
立ち去る13.70
まま12.40
申し訳ない13.42
兵士12.77
忙殺15.03
12.51
打ち込む13.87
吸い込み14.59
海外派兵16.99
甚だしい14.51
記事14.28
勝利12.88
手の甲14.14
よな12.69
考えてみれば13.87
こそ12.75
裸足14.63
13.25
ルネサンス16.01
とした事が14.51
囲み14.43
誤魔化す13.56
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あられもない15.16
ミッション14.48
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位置12.95
13.38
護衛12.82
其れだけ12.66
歩き13.21
ひっくり返る14.23
無理12.63
思考13.07
ダメ12.93
振動13.60
解る13.37
母親13.18
数えきれない14.64
ドア13.15
クルクル14.55
変わった13.19

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