White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真逆14.18
何でも13.05
しょぼくれる15.04
である11.76
右腕13.47
解す14.28
ダメ12.93
馬鹿げる14.81
彼ら12.47
12.73
事になる12.71
後頭部13.97
かな12.42
13.16
とんでもない13.37
離れる12.83
場合12.60
母親13.18
制限13.52
其れだけ12.66
少々13.17
感じる12.58
実戦13.62
感動13.58
広がる13.00
辛さ14.33
如く13.59
沈む13.38
伝える12.98
現代13.57
一点13.74
検討13.86
願望14.14
発する13.43
哭く12.05
カトリック教会16.18
ファイト14.66
される12.48
美貌13.72
12.13
12.29
弾丸13.63
行う12.53
13.50
考えてみれば13.87
13.06
12.72
観念14.18
なのに12.74
助けて13.13
注目13.52
遂げる14.02
赤い12.81
茶褐色15.21
神話13.86
フェミニスト15.48
自然13.04
空き14.11
損ねる14.06
13.18
12.85
12.73
孤立14.21
次第に13.63
殿12.18
理解12.49
例え話15.26
知的14.56
貝殻14.71
大きく12.61
12.11
流石は13.45
んで13.13
視点13.59
紛れもない14.37
持つ12.02
そこまで12.73
返す12.90
一方的13.57
職人13.35
描く13.10
揺れ13.49
国内13.61
頼む12.70
ならぬ13.59
他国13.41
なれば12.99
ミッション14.48
12.90
変色14.40
そして11.87
こそ12.75
最適13.96
13.09
書く12.69
しかして14.37
させる12.36
崩す13.45
リスク13.71
下院議員17.05

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