# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| お方 | 1 | 3.78 |
| 胃 | 1 | 3.81 |
| 持つ | 1 | 2.02 |
| 勘違い | 1 | 3.28 |
| 司令官 | 1 | 4.00 |
| 気が済む | 1 | 4.67 |
| 素早い | 1 | 3.27 |
| 注目 | 1 | 3.52 |
| すっぽり | 1 | 4.30 |
| 故郷 | 1 | 3.41 |
| 式 | 1 | 3.25 |
| 制限 | 1 | 3.52 |
| 突きだす | 1 | 4.79 |
| 送り | 1 | 3.90 |
| 勝る | 1 | 4.04 |
| せい | 1 | 2.98 |
| 一心 | 1 | 4.63 |
| 後で | 1 | 2.94 |
| 抜け出す | 1 | 3.74 |
| ふふふ | 1 | 3.50 |
| 上げ | 1 | 2.67 |
| 今にも | 1 | 3.62 |
| 場合 | 1 | 2.60 |
| 生を受ける | 1 | 5.66 |
| 爆弾 | 1 | 3.82 |
| 兵士 | 1 | 2.77 |
| 締める | 1 | 4.45 |
| 円形 | 1 | 4.14 |
| えっ | 1 | 2.85 |
| 待ち望む | 1 | 4.44 |
| 危険 | 1 | 2.75 |
| 美しい | 1 | 2.99 |
| 抱く | 1 | 2.83 |
| 事になる | 1 | 2.71 |
| 位置 | 1 | 2.95 |
| 剣 | 1 | 2.24 |
| その場 | 1 | 2.86 |
| 選ぶ | 1 | 2.84 |
| 投げ捨てる | 1 | 4.07 |
| 子供 | 1 | 2.60 |
| 魅力 | 1 | 3.70 |
| 局面 | 1 | 4.47 |
| 飛び出す | 1 | 3.50 |
| 飛躍 | 1 | 4.68 |
| 都市化 | 1 | 3.34 |
| お尻 | 1 | 4.02 |
| 機嫌 | 1 | 3.63 |
| 同郷 | 1 | 4.46 |
| 担当 | 1 | 3.35 |
| 同時に | 1 | 2.65 |
| 面会 | 1 | 3.91 |
| 身をよじる | 1 | 5.09 |
| でしかない | 1 | 3.42 |
| 現 | 1 | 3.67 |
| 学 | 1 | 3.95 |
| 国家 | 1 | 3.34 |
| 熱烈 | 1 | 4.50 |
| どう | 1 | 2.34 |
| 現役 | 1 | 4.17 |
| そうこうしている内に | 1 | 4.33 |
| 出す | 1 | 2.43 |
| 元々 | 1 | 2.91 |
| 美しさ | 1 | 3.72 |
| 経歴 | 1 | 4.29 |
| 気迫 | 1 | 4.19 |
| 奉仕 | 1 | 4.38 |
| 月 | 1 | 2.91 |
| 裸足 | 1 | 4.63 |
| 話し | 1 | 2.77 |
| んん | 1 | 3.70 |
| 付ける | 1 | 3.02 |
| O | 1 | 4.77 |
| 収まりがつかない | 1 | 5.85 |
| 文化人 | 1 | 5.64 |
| 物 | 1 | 2.51 |
| 損ねる | 1 | 4.06 |
| 混乱 | 1 | 3.09 |
| クス | 1 | 3.88 |
| 行う | 1 | 2.53 |
| 派兵 | 1 | 4.81 |
| 要請 | 1 | 3.74 |
| 相手 | 1 | 2.18 |
| 支配 | 1 | 3.31 |
| 片 | 1 | 3.98 |
| いやー | 1 | 3.81 |
| 一人 | 1 | 2.46 |
| 花園 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 両 | 1 | 3.38 |
| 言うところの | 1 | 4.24 |
| 例え | 1 | 3.46 |
| そ | 1 | 2.90 |
| 侵入 | 1 | 3.44 |
| たまに | 1 | 3.27 |
| 変わった | 1 | 3.19 |
| 越え | 1 | 3.58 |
| 若々しい | 1 | 4.56 |
| 地元 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 伊艦 | 1 | 3.62 |
| すまん | 1 | 3.60 |
| よな | 1 | 2.69 |
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