White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Statistics

Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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哲学14.89
何処12.58
いるか12.92
赤い12.81
12.72
伸ばす13.00
13.95
知的14.56
恥じらい14.68
こめかみ14.12
局面14.47
観念14.18
部分12.81
すっぽり14.30
事になる12.71
手渡す13.71
慎重13.46
使命13.96
経つ13.15
探る13.44
心から13.54
冷え込む14.89
国民13.58
たどり着く13.62
より良い14.34
無事13.09
まさか12.68
飛躍14.68
だから何だ14.84
頬っぺた14.70
唸る13.65
13.18
司令官14.00
カトリック教会16.18
目の前12.63
12.82
引退13.95
危険12.75
手首13.69
13.16
たまに13.27
警備員14.33
叫び声13.71
12.23
と言った12.53
廊下13.30
張り13.82
疲れ13.16
反動13.82
警戒12.92
片時も14.95
知性13.96
狭し14.33
12.36
とんでもない13.37
感謝12.96
出す12.43
上院議員16.28
監視カメラ14.85
重さ13.66
配属14.22
ここ12.11
よし12.94
二位13.39
クス13.88
なんてこと13.56
せる12.17
反射13.76
ピエロ14.66
睨み付ける13.91
13.00
勝利12.88
治める13.81
激しい13.10
損ねる14.06
12.90
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12.85
外す13.17
ひっくり返る14.23
よな12.69
例え話15.26
予期せぬ14.50
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口走る14.25
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13.98
ルネサンス16.01
今から13.26
アメリカ人15.05
使令16.36
行う12.53
真っ二つ14.97
示唆14.01
ですから12.87
させる12.36
気が済む14.67
ムチ14.80

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