White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

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胃13.81
持つ12.02
勘違い13.28
司令官14.00
気が済む14.67
素早い13.27
注目13.52
すっぽり14.30
故郷13.41
式13.25
制限13.52
突きだす14.79
送り13.90
勝る14.04
せい12.98
一心14.63
後で12.94
抜け出す13.74
ふふふ13.50
上げ12.67
今にも13.62
場合12.60
生を受ける15.66
爆弾13.82
兵士12.77
締める14.45
円形14.14
えっ12.85
待ち望む14.44
危険12.75
美しい12.99
抱く12.83
事になる12.71
位置12.95
剣12.24
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魅力13.70
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飛び出す13.50
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都市化13.34
お尻14.02
機嫌13.63
同郷14.46
担当13.35
同時に12.65
面会13.91
身をよじる15.09
でしかない13.42
現13.67
学13.95
国家13.34
熱烈14.50
どう12.34
現役14.17
そうこうしている内に14.33
出す12.43
元々12.91
美しさ13.72
経歴14.29
気迫14.19
奉仕14.38
月12.91
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話し12.77
んん13.70
付ける13.02
O14.77
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物12.51
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そ12.90
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変わった13.19
越え13.58
若々しい14.56
地元14.05
伊艦13.62
すまん13.60
よな12.69

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