White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

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脅威13.41
好き勝手13.90
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投げ捨てる14.07
皮肉13.76
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ちゃ12.92
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卑怯13.91
と言うより13.10
類13.25
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警備員14.33
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期13.93
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アメリカ人15.05
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せい12.98
前12.31
より12.31
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用12.75
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気12.13
ひび割れ14.63
見る12.00
プリティ15.83

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