White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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どう12.34
プロボクサー16.07
素早い13.27
持ち主13.54
警備員14.33
12.88
14.85
大事12.94
使命13.96
浮き上がる14.22
12.85
理想的14.31
すれば12.59
軽蔑14.31
左派13.44
沈む13.38
立ち13.49
まさか12.68
崩す13.45
抜け出す13.74
とさ13.33
早速13.13
視線12.32
しっかり12.79
数えきれない14.64
12.43
歩度12.23
狭し14.33
自称13.91
度々13.93
12.85
12.72
相手12.18
密偵14.32
こそ12.75
辛さ14.33
弛め14.99
開く12.63
ヴィーナス15.54
女神12.98
ちゃ12.92
治安13.89
12.23
なのです12.91
お守り13.91
勝利12.88
気が済む14.67
受賞者15.91
に取って12.44
リスク13.71
ロックンロール16.02
破壊力13.93
スキャンダル14.98
ダンス13.76
茶褐色15.21
倒れ込む13.92
配属14.22
混乱13.09
司令官14.00
戦術13.67
孤立14.21
吸い込み14.59
13.40
感謝12.96
試合13.24
偉大13.79
切手13.64
棄てる14.86
ごと13.29
話し12.77
反射13.76
覗く13.34
目の前12.63
生を受ける15.66
ばかり12.53
さぁ13.31
幼芽13.74
12.72
機能13.28
隠す13.08
最適解14.74
益々14.37
12.07
報復関税1-
降って13.71
輝き13.35
詰まり12.59
文化人15.64
部分12.81
13.25
12.78
12.97
上院議員16.28
12.24
尽力14.16
ミリ14.20
ノー13.90
稲架13.49
伝説13.51

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