White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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昨晩13.98
ムチ14.80
重さ13.66
左派13.44
学ぶ13.35
バランス13.55
12.51
交渉13.24
寸分14.92
13.29
決意13.41
貫く13.25
13.18
12.13
12.86
当たり13.81
企む13.95
すまん13.60
12.83
予期せぬ14.50
アリ地獄16.59
もて14.27
作る12.24
14.77
これまで13.00
抜け出す13.74
下ろす13.29
強靭14.05
挑む13.33
冷え込む14.89
見慣れる13.67
言える12.62
未来13.08
答え12.75
ボクシング14.91
もの11.96
赤い12.81
入隊14.40
かも12.76
多大13.92
例え13.46
悪血16.15
説明12.63
ポーズ13.86
みたいな12.70
心から13.54
これにより14.27
手々13.09
あらゆる13.50
弾丸13.63
女神12.98
駆けつける13.76
引きちぎる14.47
のめり込む14.81
挟む13.31
奉仕14.38
出切る12.24
どうさ14.34
揺れ13.49
貝殻14.71
頬っぺた14.70
伸ばす13.00
アメリカ合衆国15.57
買う12.81
馬鹿げる14.81
警戒12.92
海軍特殊部隊16.75
未だ12.14
落とし13.24
さらけ出す14.68
14.85
知的14.56
13.98
獲物13.35
パリン15.21
司令官14.00
クス13.88
益々14.37
待つ12.41
示唆14.01
強固13.94
せる12.17
解る13.37
揺れる13.45
たどり着く13.62
ママ13.75
理想的14.31
ロックンロール16.02
ジョーク14.59
叫び声13.71
何なのか13.86
12.43
という訳だ13.52
何なの13.66
州知事16.06
見る12.00
海外14.19
考え深い16.59
混乱13.09

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