White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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出産14.07
手の甲14.14
見慣れる13.67
立ち13.49
患う14.71
同時に12.65
脳内13.72
ピーチ14.14
下手13.26
12.43
のめり込む14.81
今や13.63
反射13.76
竟に13.29
侵入13.44
突き出し13.99
破壊力13.93
その場12.86
いい加減13.56
入り13.18
軽い12.69
挟む13.31
抜け出す13.74
13.25
される12.48
称え14.37
廊下13.30
すっぽり14.30
13.40
もて14.27
引っ込める14.17
12.57
囲み14.43
軽蔑14.31
睨み付ける13.91
物の13.83
での12.60
14.77
参謀本部14.82
14.35
深夜13.90
そして11.87
がね13.58
歩度12.23
棄てる14.86
戦場13.04
危機13.52
よし12.94
13.09
である11.76
に連れ13.76
派兵14.81
発展13.51
おー13.71
ならぬ13.59
食いぶち16.15
未だ12.14
丸出し14.42
ロシア人15.49
12.11
文化人15.64
多々13.95
貢献14.04
沈む13.38
すべき13.46
畜生13.83
悪血16.15
答え12.75
13.60
勤しむ14.26
自分でも13.59
14.49
極め14.64
企む13.95
こう12.92
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偉大13.79
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叫び声13.71
13.93
出る12.34
12.36
観念14.18
哭く12.05
照り返し15.24
12.72
上り14.17
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遂げる14.02
12.44
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せねばならない14.30
例えるなら14.29
かなり12.54
後で12.94
12.47
隠れる13.64

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