White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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海軍特殊部隊16.75
軽い12.69
てる11.65
脳内13.72
女神12.98
溢れる13.55
解る13.37
変え13.14
知られる14.00
リーダー13.32
拒む13.94
銃撃14.48
伝説13.51
あり得ない13.35
虎13.40
弄ぶ14.15
恥じらい14.68
あらゆる13.50
立ち13.49
作る12.24
どう見ても13.66
突き出し13.99
回避12.93
見られる13.60
下院議員17.05
かも12.76
とも12.37
お方13.78
士官学校14.40
其れだけ12.66
数えきれない14.64
隠す13.08
気づく12.78
円形14.14
お尻14.02
熱烈14.50
空き14.11
誤魔化す13.56
交渉13.24
飲み込み14.25
輝き13.35
おー13.71
すっぽり14.30
ので11.80
発展13.51
崖崩れ15.33
気が済む14.67
んで13.13
み12.97
なのに12.74
ムチ14.80
産声を上げる15.82
観念14.18
月12.91
化12.96
広がる13.00
歩き13.21
せる12.17
丸出し14.42
に連れ13.76
手々13.09
やらせ14.04
伝う13.97
足音13.51
同時に12.65
入隊14.40
位置12.95
ミュージシャン15.70
懇願13.92
でしょうか12.77
戦術13.67
スキャンダル14.98
弾み14.92
付13.29
と言った12.53
流石は13.45
学13.95
話しかける13.15
嘘12.93
等12.72
何処12.58
駆けつける13.76
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遂げる14.02
皮肉13.76
無事13.09
発する13.43
現13.67
戦場13.04
赤々14.78
多大13.92
影響13.05
失敗13.02
吸い上げる14.81
監視カメラ14.85
真っ二つ14.97
そう言う12.36
はたまた14.22
勝る14.04

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