White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

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なのだ12.41
出る12.34
第二13.20
13.16
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ごと13.29
とした事が14.51
ネタ13.78
振り12.89
ひっくり返る14.23
13.36
すまん13.60
13.95
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部分12.81
例え13.46
とも12.37
ミサイル14.21
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一点13.74
投げ捨てる14.07
求める13.21
丸出し14.42
12.24
発する13.43
孤立14.21
知性13.96
身をよじる15.09
勤しむ14.26
緊張13.09
回り13.63
12.83
歴代14.13
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ドア13.15
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観念14.18
全世界14.52
神話13.86
11.75
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13.00
14.59
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と言うより13.10
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ものだから13.61
12.86
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12.44
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思案13.80
輸入14.37
確認12.44
切手13.64
尽力14.16
知らせ13.68
こう12.92

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