White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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頼む12.70
かも12.76
少々13.17
奇行14.54
いるか12.92
弾み14.92
13.06
どう12.34
巴豆12.47
歩度12.23
無事13.09
上り14.17
崩す13.45
救う13.16
切手13.64
投げ捨てる14.07
14.10
へと12.14
気遣い13.79
機能13.28
口ずさむ14.66
知らせ13.68
選ぶ12.84
彼ら12.47
回避12.93
其れこそ13.06
アメリカ合衆国15.57
伝える12.98
幾度となく14.27
純真無垢15.10
ジョーク14.59
クス13.88
議員14.11
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せる12.17
かっけぇ15.77
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により12.99
現代13.57
たまに13.27
受賞者15.91
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紛れもない14.37
密偵14.32
持ち主13.54
ボクサー15.06
待つ12.41
赤い12.81
後に12.87
もの11.96
かき乱す14.71
自称13.91
12.68
勘違い13.28
溢れる13.55
12.86
数名13.87
13.16
12.43
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慎重13.46
そうこうしている内に14.33
海外14.19
下ろす13.29
知られる14.00
なのだ12.41
尽力14.16
行う12.53
理性13.79
すっぽり14.30
知る12.11
同時に12.65
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今度12.69
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12.31
フッ13.69
突き出し13.99
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疲れ13.16
収め13.80
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ようだ12.24
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すれば12.59
ロシア人15.49
ノー13.90
丸出し14.42
皮肉13.76
開く12.63
変わった13.19
部分12.81
ひっくり返る14.23

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