White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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期13.93
送り13.90
打ち荷13.13
クス13.88
ふふふ13.50
感謝12.96
伸ばす13.00
拒む13.94
護衛12.82
称え14.37
感じる12.58
しょぼくれる15.04
イライラ14.14
だの13.51
其れだけ12.66
フランク14.48
消える12.71
議員14.11
振動13.60
お守り13.91
経済的14.45
経験12.96
相手12.18
失14.10
悪血16.15
こ13.11
手も足も出ない14.91
為12.86
ありがとう12.86
あり得ない13.35
真っ二つに13.97
や11.75
片時も14.95
ひび割れ14.63
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格好13.19
上げ12.67
多大13.92
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容易い13.61
吸い上げる14.81
ヴィーナス15.54
肉12.78
秘め事15.69
守備14.23
ダメ12.93
と言った12.53
世界情勢15.16
怒り12.96
如く13.59
度々13.93
をいい事に14.65
息12.82
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まま12.40
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締める14.45
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喋る13.37
考えてみれば13.87
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気12.13
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しゃがむ14.12
好き勝手13.90
反射13.76
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頃12.85
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セ13.35
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外12.73
海外派兵16.99
なれば12.99
下院議員17.05
かき乱す14.71
脅威13.41
突きだす14.79
自分でも13.59
現象13.59
だろうか12.42

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