White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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左派13.44
護衛12.82
12.78
11.71
ご覧13.89
により12.99
如何にも13.22
口走る14.25
12.85
何でも13.05
探る13.44
持つ12.02
13.35
予期せぬ14.50
食いぶち16.15
萎れる14.88
される12.48
伝説13.51
収まりがつかない15.85
深夜13.90
出す12.43
11.99
どうさ14.34
11.75
感じる12.58
納得12.79
一点13.74
突き出し13.99
純真無垢15.10
世界情勢15.16
高い12.51
功績13.71
現代13.57
12.64
先週14.47
対象13.14
12.85
言える12.62
排除13.51
続く12.90
全身12.97
しかも12.72
手も足も出ない14.91
出産14.07
局面14.47
なのです12.91
せねばならない14.30
真っ向から14.13
とんでもない13.37
巴豆12.47
入隊14.40
ドア13.15
しょぼくれる15.04
ですが12.62
押さえ13.44
時代13.09
ふふふ13.50
詰まり12.59
記事14.28
ママ13.75
なのだ12.41
あり得ない13.35
こう12.92
国家13.34
ようだ12.24
例え話15.26
パリン15.21
踏み入る14.52
隠す13.08
での12.60
クルクル14.55
かき乱す14.71
傾向13.77
何度13.72
次第に13.63
12.96
13.38
スキャンダル14.98
食い13.66
気遣い13.79
14.35
挿入15.05
外す13.17
頬っぺた14.70
注目13.52
飛び出す13.50
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かな12.42
懺悔14.52
海外派兵16.99
部分12.81
アメリカ人15.05
秘め事15.69
12.86
その物13.04
13.81
13.50
下院議員17.05

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