White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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気持ち12.61
真っ向から14.13
治める13.81
裸足14.63
緊急13.80
落とし13.24
軽い12.69
度々13.93
すると12.35
ちょっと12.29
歴代14.13
持ち主13.54
都市化13.34
卒業13.55
ので11.80
12.51
プリティ15.83
倒れ込む13.92
忙殺15.03
航空14.04
でしょうか12.77
ては12.43
すれば12.59
竟に13.29
入隊14.40
機能13.28
挟む13.31
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こめかみ14.12
フッ13.69
局面14.47
送り13.90
殿12.18
解る13.37
なのに12.74
こと無く13.11
お強請り14.61
踏み入る14.52
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ヒザ15.48
んで13.13
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重い13.10
出産14.07
防弾ガラス15.92
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手渡す13.71
だろうか12.42
隠す13.08
とした事が14.51
13.93
何の12.78
茶褐色15.21
同時に12.65
そこまで12.73
抜け出る14.58
15.15
かっけぇ15.77
ピーチ14.14
よな12.69
立ち去る13.70
12.07
元々12.91
脅威13.41
独身14.28
ミリ14.20
産声を上げる15.82
ひっくり返る14.23
理解12.49
気づく12.78
働く13.07
ものだから13.61
13.32
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12.75
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事情13.01
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軽蔑14.31
反らす14.19
スタイル13.70
しかも12.72
12.78
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に取って12.44
ご覧13.89
12.85
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何度13.72
回避12.93
高揚14.22
続く12.90
隠れる13.64
での12.60

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