# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 見事 | 1 | 3.20 |
| 部分 | 1 | 2.81 |
| 最適 | 1 | 3.96 |
| 父 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 抜け出る | 1 | 4.58 |
| 打ち荷 | 1 | 3.13 |
| 把握 | 1 | 3.17 |
| ロシア人 | 1 | 5.49 |
| 暇 | 1 | 3.18 |
| 両 | 1 | 3.38 |
| こそ | 1 | 2.75 |
| ママ | 1 | 3.75 |
| 降って | 1 | 3.71 |
| ここ | 1 | 2.11 |
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| ノー | 1 | 3.90 |
| 助け | 1 | 3.10 |
| 勢いよく | 1 | 3.60 |
| 傾向 | 1 | 3.77 |
| 最適解 | 1 | 4.74 |
| 飛躍 | 1 | 4.68 |
| 魅力 | 1 | 3.70 |
| 海外派兵 | 1 | 6.99 |
| せねばならない | 1 | 4.30 |
| 見慣れる | 1 | 3.67 |
| での | 1 | 2.60 |
| 走る | 1 | 2.77 |
| 選ぶ | 1 | 2.84 |
| 恋 | 1 | 3.39 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 雪 | 1 | 3.11 |
| そう言う | 1 | 2.36 |
| 覗く | 1 | 3.34 |
| ざ | 1 | 4.59 |
| だだ | 1 | 4.56 |
| 目の前 | 1 | 2.63 |
| そして | 1 | 1.87 |
| 経験 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 立案 | 1 | 4.51 |
| 傾 | 1 | 5.15 |
| 孤立 | 1 | 4.21 |
| 懺悔 | 1 | 4.52 |
| アメリカ合衆国 | 1 | 5.57 |
| 押さえ | 1 | 3.44 |
| 伝える | 1 | 2.98 |
| 申し訳ない | 1 | 3.42 |
| 凝 | 1 | 4.49 |
| 丁 | 1 | 2.44 |
| 意外 | 1 | 3.21 |
| ぶちかます | 1 | 4.91 |
| 物の | 1 | 3.83 |
| 気遣い | 1 | 3.79 |
| 間 | 1 | 2.43 |
| 奉仕 | 1 | 4.38 |
| 使命 | 1 | 3.96 |
| 手の甲 | 1 | 4.14 |
| 幼芽 | 1 | 3.74 |
| 容易い | 1 | 3.61 |
| 稲妻 | 1 | 4.14 |
| いやー | 1 | 3.81 |
| 付 | 1 | 3.29 |
| 知性 | 1 | 3.96 |
| そ | 1 | 2.90 |
| み | 1 | 2.97 |
| その物 | 1 | 3.04 |
| 右腕 | 1 | 3.47 |
| なれば | 1 | 2.99 |
| ヴィーナス | 1 | 5.54 |
| 二位 | 1 | 3.39 |
| 地中 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 切手 | 1 | 3.64 |
| 話し | 1 | 2.77 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 張り | 1 | 3.82 |
| 挿入 | 1 | 5.05 |
| 極め | 1 | 4.64 |
| 全世界 | 1 | 4.52 |
| 構え | 1 | 3.16 |
| 輝き | 1 | 3.35 |
| ふふふ | 1 | 3.50 |
| 引っぱたく | 1 | 5.10 |
| 監視カメラ | 1 | 4.85 |
| 疲れ | 1 | 3.16 |
| 収まりがつかない | 1 | 5.85 |
| 照り返し | 1 | 5.24 |
| ですか | 1 | 2.36 |
| 証明 | 1 | 3.41 |
| さらけ出す | 1 | 4.68 |
| いい加減 | 1 | 3.56 |
| 叫び声 | 1 | 3.71 |
| 海外 | 1 | 4.19 |
| すかさず | 1 | 3.89 |
| 知的 | 1 | 4.56 |
| 弛め | 1 | 4.99 |
| すっぽり | 1 | 4.30 |
| 駄弁 | 1 | 5.17 |
| パニック | 1 | 4.02 |
| 無理 | 1 | 2.63 |
| 吸い上げる | 1 | 4.81 |
| 歩き | 1 | 3.21 |
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