White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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現代13.57
患う14.71
治安13.89
気持ち12.61
知らせ13.68
そう11.75
思考13.07
戦術13.67
漏れ13.65
多々13.95
参謀本部14.82
14.77
本気で13.19
駆けつける13.76
あり得ない13.35
浮き上がる14.22
考えてみれば13.87
考え深い16.59
幾度となく14.27
円形14.14
何なの13.66
歩き13.21
手渡す13.71
弾み14.92
叫び声13.71
ピーチ14.14
派兵14.81
ごと13.29
伊艦13.62
反射13.76
される12.48
重い13.10
打ち込む13.87
何という13.57
出る12.34
ならぬ13.59
幼芽13.74
重さ13.66
吸い込み14.59
ようだ12.24
落とし13.24
解す14.28
ドア13.15
視線12.32
続く12.90
子供12.60
プロボクサー16.07
恨む13.75
局面14.47
機能13.28
寸分14.92
ちゃ12.92
13.36
注目13.52
守備14.23
なんてこと13.56
下ろす13.29
すかさず13.89
怒り12.96
未だ12.14
先週14.47
感動13.58
ミサイル14.21
ミュージシャン15.70
司令官14.00
挑む13.33
15.15
軽蔑14.31
殊に12.16
だの13.51
何でも13.05
現役14.17
数えきれない14.64
流石は13.45
でしょうか12.77
酔う13.78
勝利12.88
あらゆる13.50
勝る14.04
何処12.58
ピエロ14.66
12.72
失敗13.02
入隊14.40
揺れ13.49
事になる12.71
13.29
しかも12.72
こう12.92
よな12.69
突き出し13.99
描く13.10
執務室23.53
いやぁ23.76
スコープ24.81
危ない23.21
こう言う22.87
努める24.24
下劣24.90

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