White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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確認12.44
崩す13.45
奉仕14.38
傾15.15
共12.85
すら12.67
多大13.92
物思いにふける15.60
注目13.52
海外派兵16.99
何なの13.66
怒り12.96
左派13.44
一人12.46
それが12.31
丁12.44
ドア13.15
待つ12.41
誓い13.96
戦場13.04
悪血16.15
なれば12.99
抜け出す13.74
脳13.60
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我が国13.61
打ち荷13.13
揺れ13.49
ですが12.62
雪13.11
勝る14.04
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目11.99
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政界15.10
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ミッション14.48
アメリカ人15.05
もて14.27
報復関税1-
彼ら12.47
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要請13.74
よし12.94
こめかみ14.12
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最適解14.74
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に対して12.68
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間12.43
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警備員14.33
早く22.72
首22.55
ゲイ25.02
指示22.98
断じて24.14
として21.89
違う22.29

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