White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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12.11
短い13.10
主に13.41
漏れ13.65
引きちぎる14.47
制限13.52
頼み13.67
13.98
12.85
もの11.96
なのだ12.41
収まりがつかない15.85
13.00
パリン15.21
抜け出す13.74
部分12.81
幼芽13.74
裸体14.76
そこまで12.73
負ける13.03
不満13.21
みたいな12.70
なのに12.74
治安13.89
ですか12.36
13.42
ルネサンス16.01
引退13.95
感じる12.58
文化人15.64
駄弁15.17
次第に13.63
引き締まる14.50
ので11.80
そうこうしている内に14.33
すら12.67
歴代14.13
関わる13.17
僧徒13.73
少々13.17
13.18
示唆14.01
派兵14.81
より良い14.34
重さ13.66
言える12.62
議員14.11
激しい13.10
入り13.18
せる12.17
ずっと12.68
予期せぬ14.50
時期13.35
すれば12.59
赤々14.78
飛び出す13.50
伊艦13.62
観念14.18
ムチ14.80
離れる12.83
しょぼくれる15.04
ポジション14.07
若々しい14.56
未だ12.14
ヴィーナス15.54
12.72
裏側14.14
排除13.51
目蓋14.22
経験12.96
13.86
12.85
尾張14.25
最適解14.74
紛れもない14.37
おー13.71
説明12.63
寝る間も惜しんで15.26
試合13.24
だの13.51
12.82
恨む13.75
12.86
ミッション14.48
片手13.23
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思い12.61
担当13.35
地中14.06
事になる12.71
でしょうか12.77
13.20
勘違い13.28
揺れる13.45
傾向13.77
12.86
強靭14.05
させる12.36
神話13.86

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