# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 都市化 | 1 | 3.34 |
| 手の甲 | 1 | 4.14 |
| 構え | 1 | 3.16 |
| 得 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 引き締まる | 1 | 4.50 |
| 敬礼 | 1 | 3.94 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 度々 | 1 | 3.93 |
| 余計 | 1 | 3.16 |
| 本当 | 1 | 2.77 |
| 失礼しました | 1 | 4.18 |
| 茶褐色 | 1 | 5.21 |
| 危険 | 1 | 2.75 |
| お強請り | 1 | 4.61 |
| 戦場 | 1 | 3.04 |
| 式 | 1 | 3.25 |
| 沈む | 1 | 3.38 |
| アメリカ合衆国 | 1 | 5.57 |
| 理想的 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 走る | 1 | 2.77 |
| 物思いにふける | 1 | 5.60 |
| 一方的 | 1 | 3.57 |
| 馬鹿げる | 1 | 4.81 |
| クス | 1 | 3.88 |
| 立ち | 1 | 3.49 |
| 大穴 | 1 | 4.16 |
| 冷え込む | 1 | 4.89 |
| 納得 | 1 | 2.79 |
| 引っぱたく | 1 | 5.10 |
| もて | 1 | 4.27 |
| たまに | 1 | 3.27 |
| 無事 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 不 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 尾張 | 1 | 4.25 |
| 皮肉 | 1 | 3.76 |
| 挿入 | 1 | 5.05 |
| さらけ出す | 1 | 4.68 |
| 日々 | 1 | 3.25 |
| おっしゃる通り | 1 | 4.52 |
| 域 | 1 | 3.85 |
| フッ | 1 | 3.69 |
| バランス | 1 | 3.55 |
| ひび割れ | 1 | 4.63 |
| 変え | 1 | 3.14 |
| 収まりがつかない | 1 | 5.85 |
| 場合 | 1 | 2.60 |
| はずだ | 1 | 2.64 |
| 萎れる | 1 | 4.88 |
| 大事 | 1 | 2.94 |
| 立案 | 1 | 4.51 |
| と言うより | 1 | 3.10 |
| 上り | 1 | 4.17 |
| 視線 | 1 | 2.32 |
| また | 1 | 2.19 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 幼芽 | 1 | 3.74 |
| まさか | 1 | 2.68 |
| 会談 | 1 | 3.89 |
| 面会 | 1 | 3.91 |
| それが | 1 | 2.31 |
| かな | 1 | 2.42 |
| 探る | 1 | 3.44 |
| 来る | 1 | 2.08 |
| 待つ | 1 | 2.41 |
| 学 | 1 | 3.95 |
| 耳 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 軽蔑 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 側から | 1 | 3.82 |
| 頭 | 1 | 2.23 |
| 星 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 記事 | 1 | 4.28 |
| 差 | 1 | 3.06 |
| ですから | 1 | 2.87 |
| 何という | 1 | 3.57 |
| よな | 1 | 2.69 |
| なれば | 1 | 2.99 |
| 反射 | 1 | 3.76 |
| かも | 1 | 2.76 |
| 殿 | 1 | 2.18 |
| 偉大 | 1 | 3.79 |
| しかして | 1 | 4.37 |
| 寝る間も惜しんで | 1 | 5.26 |
| 締める | 1 | 4.45 |
| 固結 | 1 | 6.81 |
| 功績 | 1 | 3.71 |
| 世界平和 | 1 | 5.05 |
| 非常に | 1 | 2.99 |
| 僧徒 | 1 | 3.73 |
| 丁 | 1 | 2.44 |
| 角度 | 1 | 3.90 |
| がね | 1 | 3.58 |
| 見る | 1 | 2.00 |
| 振り | 1 | 2.89 |
| 浮き上がる | 1 | 4.22 |
| まま | 1 | 2.40 |
| 暴君 | 1 | 4.41 |
| 自分でも | 1 | 3.59 |
| 彼ら | 1 | 2.47 |
| ポーズ | 1 | 3.86 |
| 上げ | 1 | 2.67 |
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