# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 弾丸 | 1 | 3.63 |
| 尾張 | 1 | 4.25 |
| 左派 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 選ぶ | 1 | 2.84 |
| スタイル | 1 | 3.70 |
| すまん | 1 | 3.60 |
| イライラ | 1 | 4.14 |
| 不 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 等 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 知らせ | 1 | 3.68 |
| 何処 | 1 | 2.58 |
| 式 | 1 | 3.25 |
| 何なの | 1 | 3.66 |
| 偉大 | 1 | 3.79 |
| 部分 | 1 | 2.81 |
| 気が済む | 1 | 4.67 |
| 萎れる | 1 | 4.88 |
| 月 | 1 | 2.91 |
| 信頼 | 1 | 3.23 |
| 甚だしい | 1 | 4.51 |
| 国内 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 地中 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 我が国 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 叫び声 | 1 | 3.71 |
| 称える | 1 | 4.46 |
| 機嫌 | 1 | 3.63 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| ー | 1 | 2.29 |
| 護衛 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 送り | 1 | 3.90 |
| 拒む | 1 | 3.94 |
| 例え | 1 | 3.46 |
| 伝説 | 1 | 3.51 |
| O | 1 | 4.77 |
| 思案 | 1 | 3.80 |
| 丁 | 1 | 2.44 |
| ヴィーナス | 1 | 5.54 |
| しゃがむ | 1 | 4.12 |
| がね | 1 | 3.58 |
| 突きだす | 1 | 4.79 |
| 哲学 | 1 | 4.89 |
| 沈む | 1 | 3.38 |
| 配属 | 1 | 4.22 |
| 確認 | 1 | 2.44 |
| 如く | 1 | 3.59 |
| いるか | 1 | 2.92 |
| 弄ぶ | 1 | 4.15 |
| 無理 | 1 | 2.63 |
| 孤立 | 1 | 4.21 |
| 円形 | 1 | 4.14 |
| 慌てる | 1 | 2.84 |
| ドア | 1 | 3.15 |
| かも | 1 | 2.76 |
| 卑怯 | 1 | 3.91 |
| ポーズ | 1 | 3.86 |
| 司令官 | 1 | 4.00 |
| ばかり | 1 | 2.53 |
| 熱烈 | 1 | 4.50 |
| すれば | 1 | 2.59 |
| 歩き | 1 | 3.21 |
| 円 | 1 | 3.34 |
| での | 1 | 2.60 |
| 揺れ | 1 | 3.49 |
| 注目 | 1 | 3.52 |
| 伊艦 | 1 | 3.62 |
| 筈がない | 1 | 3.40 |
| 幼い | 1 | 3.35 |
| 為 | 1 | 2.86 |
| 何という | 1 | 3.57 |
| 酔う | 1 | 3.78 |
| 差 | 1 | 3.06 |
| 何度 | 1 | 3.72 |
| まま | 1 | 2.40 |
| ミリ | 1 | 4.20 |
| 破壊力 | 1 | 3.93 |
| 二つ | 1 | 3.04 |
| 戦術 | 1 | 3.67 |
| 反射 | 1 | 3.76 |
| 混乱 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 過ぎる | 1 | 2.60 |
| 多価 | 1 | 3.57 |
| フッ | 1 | 3.69 |
| 何でも | 1 | 3.05 |
| ずっと | 1 | 2.68 |
| 治める | 1 | 3.81 |
| 一人 | 1 | 2.46 |
| だろうか | 1 | 2.42 |
| 頼む | 1 | 2.70 |
| ちょっと | 1 | 2.29 |
| どんな | 1 | 2.69 |
| 今から | 1 | 3.26 |
| 哭く | 1 | 2.05 |
| それが | 1 | 2.31 |
| 影響 | 1 | 3.05 |
| 女神 | 1 | 2.98 |
| 世界情勢 | 1 | 5.16 |
| 当て | 1 | 3.21 |
| 考え深い | 1 | 6.59 |
| ですが | 1 | 2.62 |
| 後で | 1 | 2.94 |
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