White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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尾張14.25
左派13.44
選ぶ12.84
スタイル13.70
すまん13.60
イライラ14.14
12.72
12.72
知らせ13.68
何処12.58
13.25
何なの13.66
偉大13.79
部分12.81
気が済む14.67
萎れる14.88
12.91
信頼13.23
甚だしい14.51
国内13.61
地中14.06
我が国13.61
叫び声13.71
称える14.46
機嫌13.63
其れだけ12.66
12.29
護衛12.82
送り13.90
拒む13.94
例え13.46
伝説13.51
14.77
思案13.80
12.44
ヴィーナス15.54
しゃがむ14.12
がね13.58
突きだす14.79
哲学14.89
沈む13.38
配属14.22
確認12.44
如く13.59
いるか12.92
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無理12.63
孤立14.21
円形14.14
慌てる12.84
ドア13.15
かも12.76
卑怯13.91
ポーズ13.86
司令官14.00
ばかり12.53
熱烈14.50
すれば12.59
歩き13.21
13.34
での12.60
揺れ13.49
注目13.52
伊艦13.62
筈がない13.40
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12.86
何という13.57
酔う13.78
13.06
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まま12.40
ミリ14.20
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過ぎる12.60
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何でも13.05
ずっと12.68
治める13.81
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それが12.31
影響13.05
女神12.98
世界情勢15.16
当て13.21
考え深い16.59
ですが12.62
後で12.94

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