White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

White House Hole: Dark Side of the Moon

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# A Very Pure Scandal My name is Todd Stairs. I'm a presidential aide, an American and former naval officer. I currently serve under the esteemed President Reggie Tapia. The paparazzi take advantage of the fact that I'm a bachelor, writing nonsense about me being gay or a feminist, and making stories about how I spend indecent nights with the president every evening. Ridiculous! I merely hold the president in high regard and support him with all my heart and soul. I don't have time for any indecent relationship. Tonight, the president called me urgently in the middle of the night. When I opened the door to the president's office, there was— The president with his pants off, exposing his bare buttocks—— "P-President!? What kind of state are you in?" "Hey there, aide. Sorry, but... could you... come in?" "W-What did you just say?" "Could you come in?" I must not keep the esteemed president waiting. I quickly unbuckled my belt, took off my slacks, and put my missile into launch position. But then the situation took an unexpected turn. --- This is a participation work in "Become America" hosted by Idecchi 51-gou. The official cast members are as follows: Todd Stairs Reggie Tapia

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Chapters 7
Reading Time
10 min
Words 2,976
Sentences 375
Characters 5,852
Unique Words 1,125
1-Occurrence Words
793
Unique Kanji 676
1-Occurrence Kanji
313
Avg Word Difficulty 2.39
Avg Sentence Length 7.9

Word List (1,125 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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一点13.74
願望14.14
赤々14.78
傍若無人14.71
踏み入る14.52
試合13.24
彷彿14.39
数名13.87
打ち込む13.87
話し12.77
無事13.09
である11.76
何という13.57
大国13.76
だの13.51
後に12.87
一心14.63
解す14.28
なの12.22
12.73
ですか12.36
ぶちかます14.91
ごと13.29
頼み13.67
12.72
13.38
独身貴族15.64
関わる13.17
竟に13.29
転身15.04
背後12.92
重さ13.66
大穴14.16
立ち13.49
知的14.56
手の甲14.14
紛れもない14.37
局面14.47
求める13.21
12.82
あり得ない13.35
何なのか13.86
今や13.63
13.18
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はたまた14.22
たまに13.27
真っ二つ14.97
に連れ13.76
すかさず13.89
みたいな12.70
士官学校14.40
スキャンダル14.98
歴代14.13
知らせ13.68
立案14.51
13.85
12.88
引っぱたく15.10
自然13.04
拒む13.94
当たり13.81
言うところの14.24
漏れ13.65
如何にも13.22
しか12.33
流石は13.45
一方的13.57
のめり込む14.81
収まりがつかない15.85
をいい事に14.65
突き出し13.99
抱く12.83
上院議員16.28
こそ12.75
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13.60
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上げる12.58
目蓋14.22
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益々14.37
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ここ12.11
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酔う13.78
使令16.36
12.97
花園14.31
証明13.41
国家反逆罪15.28
慎重13.46
13.98
同郷14.46
称える14.46
裸足14.63
頼む12.70

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