"Even an Old Guy Wants to Fall in Love"

I'm not a virgin. I just lack various kinds of experience. Really, I'm not a virgin, okay? The proof is that even though I went to a different world with magic, I can't use magic. Even though I'm an old man. That doesn't make sense, right? So I'm not a virgin. This is a story about Ichiro Sato, a vain middle-aged man who says these kinds of things. He becomes strong easily in this other world, but somehow can't attract women, and desperately works hard to get a girlfriend.