"Break the engagement? Fine, do as you please. What? No, there is no baby in my stomach!!"

The five sisters of the Marquis of Windsor's family were in an uproar upon receiving a letter from the Earl saying, "I wish to break off the engagement." To suddenly dissolve the engagement by letter alone was far too terrible. Angered, the second daughter Frances decided to visit the Earl's estate to make him eat his words. However, what he said to her there were shocking words indeed. "I will take care of the baby." "No! There is no baby!" Frances had absolutely no recollection of doing anything that would result in a child. Yet the Earl continued to insist with complete confidence, "There absolutely is one."