"The staff who set up the yuri route should apologize to me on their knees right now."

A common otome game set in a school. Being reincarnated into that world is pretty typical too. But I want to ask—if there's a god out there, please tell me. Why, of all things, did you reincarnate me as a yuri conquest character in a world after the yuri route was unlocked...!! A lighthearted yuri story thought up on a whim.