Ai was under a misunderstanding (laughs)

My previous life was, of all things, a fujoshi――. This is a story born from a casual conversation with a friend asking, "What would happen if someone was reborn as a man in their next life while retaining the memories (or rather, records) of their previous life?" It's a gag. Please only read this if you can forgive anything. Since I'm writing on a whim and with momentum, the writing is even more disjointed than usual.