My husband said, "If you want to get my attention, why don't you try killing yourself." So I tried killing myself, and everything ended, and then it began.

*As the title suggests. A wife who had been neglected, cheated on, and abandoned by her husband attempted suicide again that day. Fortunately, like before, it ended in an attempt, though she had struck her head hard. The wife lay on the bed. Her husband declared to her: "I have no interest in you. It's pointless to try to get my attention through suicide." Then the wife responded: "Who might you be?" *Happy ending guaranteed. He gets what's coming to him. Please forgive the convenient and loose setting.*