What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
の450.28
に310.54
を290.41
は220.48
が170.48
俺171.41
て150.56
な141.04
と110.77
ぶち103.86
顔91.91
部長83.80
飲む72.84
なる71.37
よ71.48
こと61.30
これ62.15
不52.72
から51.17
ん52.09
も51.04
し51.60
で50.86
私51.50
か51.46
弟子42.49
目41.99
じゃない42.26
さ41.59
ですか42.36
いる41.00
言う41.56
ああ42.23
そんな41.84
だ41.16
ふふふ43.50
七33.10
んだ31.80
今31.97
くれる31.97
丈31.71
お前32.16
下31.38
して31.31
だから31.99
てる31.65
いい22.05
目の前22.63
いや22.14
額23.17
だって22.30
ば21.60
罵声24.30
違う22.29
読み23.20
唯でさえ23.72
んです22.32
だが21.83
マーク23.82
更に22.42
そうか22.72
大22.53
何22.09
下さい22.34
液体23.65
頭22.23
やる22.13
なるほど22.67
好き22.59
人間22.21
ぞ22.08
悪口24.23
ー22.29
ばっか23.98
うんうん23.82
何時もながら24.90
匍う24.68
みたい22.65
浴びせる23.91
発明24.34
だけに23.05
途端23.59
子ども23.42
可愛い22.81
騙す23.59
怖い22.81
嫌い23.22
これは22.28
あれ22.23
何時も22.58
科学24.09
赤い22.81
部員24.24
でしょ23.03
ホント23.58
部23.30
なんだ22.26
急速23.88
瞬間22.61
全く12.49
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