What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

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データ13.64
うん12.39
刳り14.10
開け13.07
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くらい12.33
れる11.22
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いけない12.71
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はぁ12.88
やっぱり12.64
撫でる12.95
二度13.63
すると12.35
戴き13.44
この前13.60
インク14.14
なんて12.13
プラシーボ効果15.88
11.89
レベル12.66
をして12.06
ぼっち14.34
厭々13.29
浮かぶ12.94
正真正銘14.26
在る11.55
出し12.32
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気さく14.30
もし12.64
透明13.71
態度12.94
綺麗12.92
心の支え14.90
手甲14.05
掛ける13.30
聞く11.95
実は12.91
ノート13.85
13.24
ようだ12.24
抱きつく13.59
置く12.56
12.33
12.68
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はあ13.26
ふに14.82
11.96
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こんなに13.14
思いきり14.55
訳ない13.74
科学実験16.05
でく14.20
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心配12.58
ハート13.84
手負い13.20
二人12.19
世界観14.46
一季15.13
作品13.46
高覧15.05
バター14.20
底荷12.49
怖がる13.74
響き渡る13.85
12.90
もの11.96
しっかり12.79
12.46
一気に12.98
事がある12.89
ビンタ14.74
13.31
飲み干す13.86
救う13.16
詰める13.86
ふざける13.70
冗談13.17
黒歴史14.40
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