What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

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距離12.79
入る12.14
取れる13.10
効果12.77
だろ12.69
ご免13.00
まあ12.23
毒舌14.66
世界観14.46
しっかり12.79
あんぐり14.62
思いきり14.55
ダメ12.93
証明13.41
そっと13.14
冷やす14.17
真っ赤13.24
ラノベ14.59
全く12.49
しまった12.19
あぁ12.97
蕩ける14.49
話11.96
をして12.06
詰める13.86
以下13.49
何ともない14.45
インチキ14.98
お12.11
代子15.67
本作14.59
でく14.20
出し12.32
せ12.05
前12.31
がな13.14
しまう12.03
それとも13.02
然13.99
ぼっち14.34
口12.30
正真正銘14.26
性格13.09
始める12.48
以内12.31
小さな12.71
胸12.68
はぁ12.88
ふに14.82
飲み干す13.86
ノート13.85
えっ12.85
心の支え14.90
綺麗12.92
真下13.15
主12.62
打ち荷13.13
いやぁ13.76
レベル12.66
一季15.13
やっぱり12.64
心の底13.81
中11.86
さっき12.78
浮かぶ12.94
本物13.31
れる11.22
いけない12.71
そちら13.02
目を合わせる14.66
今のうち13.91
ものを12.71
何で12.52
厭々13.29
ない11.61
科学実験16.05
在る11.55
ふざける13.70
すると12.35
また12.19
全然13.10
透明13.71
かも知れない12.21
恥ずかしい13.05
って11.78
方向13.02
竹とんぼ15.95
もし12.64
よしよし14.11
戴き13.44
抱きしめる13.35
付ける13.02
にして12.30
ピテカントロプス17.42
だった11.58
のか11.74
行く11.99
見てくれ14.01
聞く11.95
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