What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

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怒り12.96
科学実験16.05
バター14.20
13.13
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がな13.14
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撫でる12.95
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12.71
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ビンタ14.74
おやおや14.35
大きい12.90
12.66
冷やす14.17
心の支え14.90
持つ12.02
代子15.67
ぐいと14.83
13.24
抱きつく13.59
って11.78
アレ13.12
掛ける13.30
甚い13.90
なあ12.86
13.33
遂に13.82
救う13.16
解せる14.60
ああああ13.33
ぼっち14.34
あんぐり14.62
ない11.61
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くらい12.33
14.73
ピテカントロプス17.42
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有り難うございました13.41
12.74
12.46
高覧15.05
出し12.32
12.95
同じ12.31
カチューシャ14.89
温暖化15.86
行く11.99
妄想13.81
聞く11.95
殿12.18
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性格13.09
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もの11.96
12.51
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戴き13.44
でく14.20
にも12.03
12.62
竹とんぼ15.95
世界観14.46
黒歴史14.40
しまう12.03
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ラブコメ14.88
として11.89
実は12.91
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ハテナマーク15.44
倍良15.45
透明13.71
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なんか12.48
きょとん13.84
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心の底13.81
こんな12.33
まー13.87
ふざける13.70
高校生13.97
そっと13.14
厭々13.29
作品13.46
何ともない14.45
響き渡る13.85
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