What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
450.28
310.54
290.41
220.48
170.48
171.41
150.56
141.04
110.77
ぶち103.86
91.91
部長83.80
なる71.37
飲む72.84
71.48
こと61.30
これ62.15
51.46
51.50
50.86
51.04
51.60
52.72
52.09
から51.17
弟子42.49
いる41.00
41.16
言う41.56
そんな41.84
ふふふ43.50
ああ42.23
じゃない42.26
41.59
41.99
ですか42.36
んだ31.80
31.71
33.10
して31.31
くれる31.97
だから31.99
31.97
お前32.16
31.38
てる31.65
いい22.05
更に22.42
部員24.24
ばっか23.98
途端23.59
騙す23.59
罵声24.30
ホント23.58
あれ22.23
だが21.83
匍う24.68
瞬間22.61
発明24.34
これは22.28
だって22.30
22.08
みたい22.65
嫌い23.22
なんだ22.26
23.30
だけに23.05
21.60
人間22.21
好き22.59
怖い22.81
急速23.88
マーク23.82
なるほど22.67
読み23.20
うんうん23.82
そうか22.72
悪口24.23
科学24.09
んです22.32
22.23
下さい22.34
いや22.14
唯でさえ23.72
何時もながら24.90
目の前22.63
液体23.65
可愛い22.81
22.53
赤い22.81
22.09
違う22.29
浴びせる23.91
何時も22.58
22.29
やる22.13
子ども23.42
23.17
でしょ23.03
見てくれ14.01
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