What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
450.28
310.54
290.41
220.48
170.48
171.41
150.56
141.04
110.77
ぶち103.86
91.91
部長83.80
71.48
なる71.37
飲む72.84
これ62.15
こと61.30
52.72
52.09
51.50
51.04
50.86
51.60
から51.17
51.46
41.99
弟子42.49
ああ42.23
いる41.00
言う41.56
41.16
ですか42.36
じゃない42.26
41.59
ふふふ43.50
そんな41.84
お前32.16
くれる31.97
31.97
33.10
てる31.65
んだ31.80
31.38
だから31.99
31.71
して31.31
みたい22.65
怖い22.81
瞬間22.61
騙す23.59
科学24.09
これは22.28
ばっか23.98
でしょ23.03
いい22.05
23.30
なるほど22.67
赤い22.81
21.60
22.29
違う22.29
読み23.20
だが21.83
22.53
嫌い23.22
液体23.65
可愛い22.81
だけに23.05
ホント23.58
悪口24.23
だって22.30
目の前22.63
なんだ22.26
そうか22.72
唯でさえ23.72
人間22.21
更に22.42
匍う24.68
22.09
急速23.88
部員24.24
んです22.32
マーク23.82
発明24.34
うんうん23.82
何時もながら24.90
22.23
あれ22.23
好き22.59
23.17
途端23.59
下さい22.34
何時も22.58
いや22.14
浴びせる23.91
罵声24.30
子ども23.42
やる22.13
22.08
以下13.49
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