What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
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Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

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に310.54
を290.41
は220.48
が170.48
俺171.41
て150.56
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と110.77
ぶち103.86
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部長83.80
よ71.48
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なる71.37
これ62.15
こと61.30
か51.46
から51.17
で50.86
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ん52.09
し51.60
も51.04
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目41.99
さ41.59
ふふふ43.50
そんな41.84
ですか42.36
だ41.16
いる41.00
言う41.56
ああ42.23
てる31.65
くれる31.97
お前32.16
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んだ31.80
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して31.31
七33.10
途端23.59
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部23.30
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ー22.29
なるほど22.67
騙す23.59
目の前22.63
子ども23.42
ホント23.58
なんだ22.26
マーク23.82
そうか22.72
これは22.28
ばっか23.98
罵声24.30
読み23.20
何時もながら24.90
嫌い23.22
いや22.14
怖い22.81
唯でさえ23.72
額23.17
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頭22.23
んです22.32
みたい22.65
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でしょ23.03
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好き22.59
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部員24.24
可愛い22.81
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いい22.05
発明24.34
だが21.83
あれ22.23
何22.09
ば21.60
ぞ22.08
だけに23.05
やる22.13
液体23.65
こいつ12.74
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