What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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蕩ける14.49
はあ13.26
いけない12.71
然13.99
毒舌14.66
だーれ15.49
遂に13.82
プラシーボ効果15.88
事がある12.89
部室14.28
本物13.31
でも11.70
一緒に12.46
妄想13.81
一気飲み14.94
話11.96
にして12.30
うん12.39
救う13.16
ホントに13.85
近寄る13.45
まー13.87
楽しみ13.11
こいつ12.74
惚れる13.82
宜しければ13.89
響き渡る13.85
訳ない13.74
開け13.07
にも12.03
厭々13.29
優しい12.76
出し12.32
竹とんぼ15.95
掛ける13.30
透明13.71
レベル12.66
一12.47
フライパン14.24
しか12.33
抱きしめる13.35
ハテナマーク15.44
やっぱり12.64
小さな12.71
のか11.74
乗せる13.07
持つ12.02
ぜ12.66
い12.74
おやおや14.35
解せる14.60
こんな12.33
飲み干す13.86
惚れ薬15.10
こそ12.75
手負い13.20
これまた13.87
この前13.60
完全12.65
そちら13.02
怒り12.96
また12.19
見る見る13.97
せ12.05
連載14.03
下部14.57
くらい12.33
ならない12.51
ボケ13.70
取れる13.10
心の支え14.90
置く12.56
真っ赤13.24
方向13.02
有り難うございました13.41
留め13.86
出12.33
付ける13.02
大きい12.90
インク14.14
全然13.10
ご免13.00
瓶13.75
一気に12.98
克く12.46
これで12.58
抱きつく13.59
す13.13
そ12.90
為に12.22
甚い13.90
では11.75
そんなに12.88
恥ずかしい13.05
なんて12.13
一つ12.53
杉12.95
ダメ12.93
何とか12.77

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