What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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12.62
として11.89
かも知れない12.21
持つ12.02
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思いきり14.55
惚れ薬15.10
うん12.39
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って11.78
置く12.56
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でく14.20
11.89
冗談13.17
飲み干す13.86
きょとん13.84
する11.24
熱す14.41
打ち荷13.13
インク14.14
以内12.31
をして12.06
黒歴史14.40
救う13.16
こんなに13.14
心の支え14.90
刳り14.10
地球13.28
本作14.59
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られる11.68
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12.67
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12.24
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開け13.07
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ない11.61
12.30
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にして12.30
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綺麗12.92
12.74
科学実験16.05
12.90
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訳ない13.74
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こいつ12.74
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世界観14.46
あれれれ16.36
アレ13.12
おかしい12.76
思う11.61
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こんな12.33
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13.99
証明13.41
何で12.52
大きい12.90
取っ13.00
11.86
そう11.75
作品13.46
だろ12.69
ドヤ顔14.12
為に12.22
二人12.19
真っ赤13.24
13.75
インチキ14.98
連載14.03
では11.75
今のうち13.91
データ13.64
もの11.96
合う12.87
れる11.22
一緒に12.46
戴き13.44
甚い13.90

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