What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
うん12.39
かも知れない12.21
にして12.30
あんぐり14.62
今のうち13.91
13.75
置く12.56
ほら13.02
ノート13.85
13.76
しか12.33
13.31
始める12.48
では11.75
おやおや14.35
竹とんぼ15.95
ホントに13.85
持つ12.02
恥ずかしい13.05
目を合わせる14.66
全く12.49
ない11.61
かね13.25
謝る13.20
もんですか15.07
これまた13.87
しまう12.03
まともに13.42
手入れ13.12
本物13.31
ぐいと14.83
あれれれ16.36
にも12.03
12.67
顎クイ15.88
何で12.52
開ける13.04
12.74
11.86
12.62
そちら13.02
大きい12.90
見る見る13.97
浮かべる12.57
アレ13.12
底荷12.49
蕩ける14.49
でく14.20
ラブコメ14.88
克く12.46
思う11.61
毒舌14.66
冷やす14.17
以下13.49
あぁ12.97
方向13.02
12.47
ようだ12.24
もの11.96
見てくれ14.01
何とか12.77
って11.78
ビンタ14.74
12.05
留め13.86
倍良15.45
そっと13.14
心配12.58
発明品15.07
ふに14.82
フライパン14.24
妄想13.81
在る11.55
12.24
下部14.57
こんなに13.14
インチキ14.98
そうやって13.58
13.33
いくら何でも13.85
また12.19
がな13.14
ちゃう12.74
正真正銘14.26
レベル12.66
一気飲み14.94
ドヤ顔14.12
合う12.87
する11.24
手負い13.20
12.47
出し12.32
世紀14.47
だろ12.69
話し掛ける14.01
浮かぶ12.94
ラノベ14.59
二度13.63
乗せる13.07
真下13.15

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