What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
フライパン14.24
在る11.55
手負い13.20
甚い13.90
黒歴史14.40
もし12.64
さては14.53
いくら何でも13.85
克く12.46
一気飲み14.94
作品13.46
なんか12.48
竹とんぼ15.95
バナー15.41
いけない12.71
付ける13.02
バター14.20
八つ目14.96
発明品15.07
顎クイ15.88
インチキ14.98
でも11.70
かね13.25
カッコ14.22
そちら13.02
取っ13.00
態度12.94
へっぽこ15.16
こいつ12.74
12.68
性格13.09
12.33
まー13.87
それとも13.02
くらい12.33
ああああ13.33
ずっと12.68
出し12.32
12.66
殿12.18
最初12.54
こそ12.75
開ける13.04
えっ12.85
13.13
潤む14.00
11.96
なんて12.13
でく14.20
ピテカントロプス17.42
脱炭13.01
ハテナマーク15.44
すると12.35
そうやって13.58
この前13.60
二度13.63
12.47
一季15.13
行く11.99
今のうち13.91
聞く11.95
しまう12.03
底荷12.49
きょとん13.84
12.46
響き渡る13.85
さっき12.78
掛ける13.30
11.89
撫でる12.95
見る見る13.97
距離12.79
綺麗12.92
一緒に12.46
13.24
よしよし14.11
恥ずかしい13.05
13.33
12.30
世紀14.47
だろ12.69
何ともない14.45
連載14.03
浮かぶ12.94
かも知れない12.21
毒舌14.66
留め13.86
合う12.87
宜しければ13.89
実は12.91
そんなに12.88
ふざける13.70
よね12.43
抱きつく13.59
ボケ13.70
にも12.03
並み13.87
本物13.31
目を合わせる14.66
12.90

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