What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
話し掛ける14.01
完全12.65
へっぽこ15.16
刳り14.10
毒舌14.66
ぐりぐり14.49
高度13.58
打ち荷13.13
こいつ12.74
かも知れない12.21
胸12.68
うん12.39
方向13.02
あんぐり14.62
きょとん13.84
科学実験16.05
かね13.25
全13.31
黙る12.92
詰める13.86
また12.19
開け13.07
だった11.58
よね12.43
がな13.14
手甲14.05
怖がる13.74
黒歴史14.40
そっと13.14
まー13.87
それとも13.02
抱きつく13.59
付ける13.02
はぁ12.88
あぁ12.97
大きい12.90
ラノベ14.59
一つ12.53
持つ12.02
甚い13.90
ぜ12.66
この前13.60
浮かべる12.57
インク14.14
潤む14.00
では11.75
克く12.46
空気12.85
実は12.91
倍良15.45
ラブコメ14.88
惚れ薬15.10
解せる14.60
見てくれ14.01
よしよし14.11
在る11.55
真下13.15
こそ12.75
なんか12.48
そうやって13.58
効果12.77
押し付け13.70
目を合わせる14.66
ハテナマーク15.44
にして12.30
水12.51
優しい12.76
普段12.97
として11.89
救う13.16
最初12.54
のか11.74
北11.89
アレ13.12
心の底13.81
ずっと12.68
響き渡る13.85
一12.47
ダメ12.93
レベル12.66
代子15.67
本作14.59
さては14.53
恥13.76
世界観14.46
って11.78
冗談13.17
やっぱり12.64
ボケ13.70
ようだ12.24
思う11.61
抱きしめる13.35
いやぁ13.76
すら12.67
お12.11
頁13.69
惚れる13.82
乗せる13.07
暮12.46
いけない12.71

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