What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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くらい12.33
そっと13.14
正真正銘14.26
ならない12.51
こいつ12.74
しまった12.19
克く12.46
まー13.87
する11.24
バナー15.41
殿12.18
気さく14.30
研究13.19
何ともない14.45
顎クイ15.88
早速13.13
心配12.58
掛ける13.30
12.62
本物13.31
これで12.58
だーれ15.49
もの11.96
もんですか15.07
倍良15.45
厭々13.29
だろ12.69
心の支え14.90
近寄る13.45
13.69
をして12.06
でく14.20
染まる13.39
二人12.19
ぼっち14.34
ご免13.00
12.95
なあ12.86
そうやって13.58
飲み干す13.86
一緒に12.46
綺麗12.92
真下13.15
ノート13.85
謝る13.20
冗談13.17
あんぐり14.62
13.76
もし12.64
大きい12.90
ああああ13.33
だった11.58
刳り14.10
惚れ薬15.10
在る11.55
解せる14.60
ようだ12.24
かも知れない12.21
作品13.46
発明品15.07
手入れ13.12
バター14.20
実は12.91
心の底13.81
へっぽこ15.16
以下13.49
打ち荷13.13
温暖化15.86
売淫13.60
詰める13.86
空気12.85
れる11.22
黒歴史14.40
思いきり14.55
事がある12.89
世紀14.47
11.86
12.05
小さな12.71
12.51
代子15.67
為に12.22
です11.71
12.47
連載14.03
距離12.79
12.11
のか11.74
おかしい12.76
ぐりぐり14.49
として11.89
そう11.75
まともに13.42
でも11.70
ハテナマーク15.44
あれれれ16.36
取っ13.00
有り難うございました13.41
ものを12.71

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