What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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惚れ薬15.10
打ち荷13.13
よね12.43
飲み干す13.86
13.24
怖がる13.74
バター14.20
でも11.70
そんなに12.88
だろ12.69
事がある12.89
距離12.79
すら12.67
乗せる13.07
空気12.85
背中12.80
在る11.55
大きい12.90
見れる13.74
へっぽこ15.16
心配12.58
13.99
綺麗12.92
全く12.49
為に12.22
12.05
13.13
世紀14.47
掛ける13.30
黙る12.92
刳り14.10
かね13.25
最初12.54
ハテナマーク15.44
12.47
思いきり14.55
12.30
こいつ12.74
にして12.30
押し付け13.70
まー13.87
13.33
証明13.41
カッコ14.22
れる11.22
戴き13.44
えっ12.85
手負い13.20
これまた13.87
データ13.64
留め13.86
しまう12.03
二人12.19
12.95
ぐりぐり14.49
なあ12.86
今回12.47
開ける13.04
一気飲み14.94
レベル12.66
怒り12.96
ピテカントロプス17.42
手入れ13.12
ものを12.71
13.69
まともに13.42
がな13.14
染まる13.39
として11.89
にも12.03
12.51
置く12.56
宜しければ13.89
抱きつく13.59
心の底13.81
11.89
12.67
られる11.68
遂に13.82
この前13.60
蕩ける14.49
並み13.87
透明13.71
優しい12.76
地球13.28
きょとん13.84
です11.71
いくら何でも13.85
話し掛ける14.01
何で12.52
有り難うございました13.41
完全12.65
連載14.03
詰める13.86
冷やす14.17
はあ13.26
ノート13.85
もの11.96
ボケ13.70

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