What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
12.68
ああああ13.33
インチキ14.98
怒り12.96
科学実験16.05
やっぱり12.64
発明品15.07
ようだ12.24
いけない12.71
11.96
フライパン14.24
完全12.65
打ち荷13.13
撫でる12.95
底荷12.49
これで12.58
謝る13.20
留め13.86
研究13.19
最初12.54
浮かぶ12.94
怖がる13.74
宜しければ13.89
二度と13.48
今のうち13.91
開ける13.04
証明13.41
12.24
こんなに13.14
ない11.61
付ける13.02
11.89
12.95
何ともない14.45
おかしい12.76
小瓶14.20
掛ける13.30
世紀14.47
背中12.80
よしよし14.11
られる11.68
殿12.18
何とか12.77
取っ13.00
すると12.35
カッコ14.22
12.74
一気飲み14.94
ドヤ顔14.12
しまう12.03
13.69
為に12.22
ラノベ14.59
真っ赤13.24
聞く11.95
12.67
心配12.58
こんな12.33
戴き13.44
実は12.91
ハテナマーク15.44
ぐいと14.83
なんて12.13
なあ12.86
世界観14.46
甚い13.90
12.71
データ13.64
地球13.28
浮かべる12.57
デカい14.13
12.47
12.90
でく14.20
正真正銘14.26
性格13.09
何時も22.58
22.08
怖い22.81
科学24.09
急速23.88
部員24.24
嫌い23.22
唯でさえ23.72
だけに23.05
途端23.59
更に22.42
子ども23.42
あれ22.23
みたい22.65
ホント23.58
瞬間22.61
下さい22.34
マーク23.82
人間22.21
発明24.34
22.29
22.23
だが21.83
悪口24.23

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