What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
以下13.49
高度13.58
ラノベ14.59
何ともない14.45
まともに13.42
13.69
証明13.41
地球13.28
話し掛ける14.01
12.67
ない11.61
浮かべる12.57
にして12.30
為に12.22
連載14.03
持つ12.02
倍良15.45
以内12.31
さては14.53
詰める13.86
同じ12.31
カッコ14.22
へっぽこ15.16
ふざける13.70
取っ13.00
12.95
こんなに13.14
毒舌14.66
真っ赤13.24
飲み干す13.86
12.46
11.86
ノート13.85
はぁ12.88
ようだ12.24
出し12.32
12.24
では11.75
のか11.74
遂に13.82
ボケ13.70
よしよし14.11
売淫13.60
二度13.63
って11.78
12.62
くらい12.33
14.73
12.47
普段12.97
ぶちまける14.24
八つ目14.96
プラシーボ効果15.88
何とか12.77
心の支え14.90
惚れる13.82
この前13.60
それとも13.02
ハート13.84
底荷12.49
これまた13.87
デカい14.13
ふに14.82
あぁ12.97
発明品15.07
ずっと12.68
抱きしめる13.35
心の底13.81
正真正銘14.26
方向13.02
ご免13.00
取れる13.10
部室14.28
今のうち13.91
ものを12.71
かも知れない12.21
急速23.88
いや22.14
匍う24.68
なんだ22.26
これは22.28
唯でさえ23.72
人間22.21
可愛い22.81
液体23.65
んです22.32
だって22.30
怖い22.81
悪口24.23
瞬間22.61
22.08
浴びせる23.91
あれ22.23
下さい22.34
みたい22.65
ホント23.58
やる22.13
読み23.20
部員24.24
騙す23.59

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