What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

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出12.33
ものを12.71
脱炭13.01
いくら何でも13.85
抱きつく13.59
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そ12.90
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ふに14.82
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ピテカントロプス17.42
克く12.46
目を合わせる14.66
水12.51
一気に12.98
お12.11
胸12.68
恥13.76
一つ12.53
ならない12.51
そっと13.14
研究13.19
一季15.13
倍良15.45
あぁ12.97
地球13.28
ホ14.73
話11.96
すら12.67
以内12.31
しっかり12.79
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心配12.58
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まあ12.23
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思いきり14.55
熱す14.41
い12.74
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作品13.46
世界観14.46
として11.89
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正真正銘14.26
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始める12.48
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開け13.07
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掛ける13.30
暮12.46
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です11.71
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いや22.14
騙す23.59
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なるほど22.67
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部23.30
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部員24.24
何22.09
ば21.60
ー22.29
唯でさえ23.72
急速23.88
可愛い22.81
悪口24.23
んです22.32
違う22.29
好き22.59

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