What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
いけない12.71
普段12.97
一季15.13
この前13.60
へっぽこ15.16
12.71
でく14.20
12.62
抱きしめる13.35
11.86
カチューシャ14.89
竹とんぼ15.95
まー13.87
手入れ13.12
気さく14.30
取っ13.00
綺麗12.92
並み13.87
楽しみ13.11
一気飲み14.94
思いきり14.55
訳ない13.74
惚れ薬15.10
うん12.39
なんて12.13
響き渡る13.85
抱きつく13.59
そっと13.14
遂に13.82
世界観14.46
のか11.74
13.76
さては14.53
ふに14.82
すら12.67
かも知れない12.21
だろ12.69
倍良15.45
持つ12.02
しか12.33
手負い13.20
効果12.77
そちら13.02
11.96
13.13
潤む14.00
以内12.31
為に12.22
甚い13.90
12.46
以下13.49
入る12.14
それとも13.02
こんなに13.14
心配12.58
思う11.61
開け13.07
しまう12.03
在る11.55
出し12.32
13.33
高覧15.05
にも12.03
恥ずかしい13.05
浮かぶ12.94
二度13.63
13.69
冷やす14.17
撫でる12.95
では11.75
しまった12.19
アレ13.12
ラノベ14.59
データ13.64
12.11
二度と13.48
何ともない14.45
蕩ける14.49
かね13.25
取れる13.10
同じ12.31
なあ12.86
でも11.70
謝る13.20
置く12.56
ボケ13.70
おかしい12.76
する11.24
こんな12.33
八つ目14.96
乗せる13.07
近寄る13.45
ハート13.84
脱炭13.01
まともに13.42
早速13.13
フライパン14.24
12.90
大きい12.90
目を合わせる14.66

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