What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ホントに13.85
ピテカントロプス17.42
代子15.67
但12.24
有り難うございました13.41
ハート13.84
こんな12.33
うん12.39
二人12.19
打ち荷13.13
冗談13.17
胸12.68
す13.13
置く12.56
口12.30
レベル12.66
また12.19
ない11.61
小瓶14.20
八つ目14.96
真下13.15
黙る12.92
かも知れない12.21
ならない12.51
高覧15.05
何とか12.77
脱炭13.01
恥13.76
もし12.64
妄想13.81
ちゃう12.74
インチキ14.98
方向13.02
でも11.70
まー13.87
ダメ12.93
ハテナマーク15.44
あれれれ16.36
イタい15.74
取っ13.00
ふに14.82
北11.89
早速13.13
なあ12.86
二度と13.48
効果12.77
染まる13.39
見開き14.03
気さく14.30
こそ12.75
抱きつく13.59
距離12.79
以内12.31
響き渡る13.85
本物13.31
思いきり14.55
いけない12.71
です11.71
梨13.33
近寄る13.45
それとも13.02
そ12.90
ラノベ14.59
あんぐり14.62
黒歴史14.40
遂に13.82
潤む14.00
出12.33
よしよし14.11
世紀14.47
ぶちまける14.24
研究13.19
以下13.49
する11.24
竹とんぼ15.95
掛ける13.30
ああああ13.33
部室14.28
ビンタ14.74
まともに13.42
謝る13.20
五12.47
なんて12.13
ぜ12.66
ホ14.73
へっぽこ15.16
高度13.58
さっき12.78
事がある12.89
世界観14.46
正真正銘14.26
実は12.91
訳ない13.74
しか12.33
性格13.09
でく14.20
話し掛ける14.01
をして12.06
かね13.25
完全12.65

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