What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
最初12.54
られる11.68
二度13.63
カチューシャ14.89
取っ13.00
温暖化15.86
高校生13.97
12.90
デカい14.13
打ち荷13.13
12.51
優しい12.76
しまった12.19
熱す14.41
宜しければ13.89
をして12.06
そうやって13.58
解せる14.60
何ともない14.45
だーれ15.49
かね13.25
だった11.58
救う13.16
有り難うございました13.41
もの11.96
心の支え14.90
ああああ13.33
証明13.41
以下13.49
12.68
今のうち13.91
えっ12.85
入る12.14
ものを12.71
12.30
一気飲み14.94
12.74
今回12.47
科学実験16.05
脱炭13.01
世紀14.47
へっぽこ15.16
ノート13.85
戴き13.44
作品13.46
12.05
くらい12.33
こそ12.75
あぁ12.97
13.13
12.66
為に12.22
見てくれ14.01
アレ13.12
もんですか15.07
態度12.94
開け13.07
この前13.60
心配12.58
あんぐり14.62
それとも13.02
ほら13.02
見る見る13.97
ふざける13.70
なんて12.13
目を合わせる14.66
抱きつく13.59
始める12.48
12.62
留め13.86
高覧15.05
出し12.32
ドヤ顔14.12
インク14.14
こいつ12.74
13.75
する11.24
底荷12.49
12.46
透明13.71
ビンタ14.74
冗談13.17
謝る13.20
行く11.99
ぼっち14.34
詰める13.86
下部14.57
恥ずかしい13.05
13.24
見れる13.74
克く12.46
大きい12.90
綺麗12.92
うん12.39
持つ12.02
性格13.09
潤む14.00
二度と13.48
真っ赤13.24
同じ12.31

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